Timothy alive in PDX

We are back on our bullshit again. Year 16 of being a season ticket holder. This year is a wildcard, not stoked how the Evander situation played out and have little faith in our defense but I’ll be cautiously optimistic until I have reason not to be. #RCTID

Finished my first book of the year, Parable of the Sower. Delighted to find out it is part of a series - Maybe I should have known that? I guess that's why I am reading more - to be less dumb

Orange Illinois clad man with the Oregon Ducks basketball court in the background

Illinois v Oregon - love coming down to Eugene, should do it more often.

Currently watching my favorite Xmas movie “Gremlins”

A few people told me Smile 2 was awful but I thought it was pretty bangin’. Not an all-timer but I enjoyed it, and I think I’m usually pretty tough to please in the horror genre

Duo is outta control this year lol, threat level is high

I made some very garlic-blasted mashed potatoes yesterday that everyone but my partner really enjoyed and this meme made me feel seen when she complained

A beautiful tortoise half-sleeping cat laying on a wood table

Cat posting on a Monday, a real important addition to the discourse

Unreal Illinois win today, just was not expecting that finish. Good sportsball result

Feels about right unless the defense wakes up sadly. Need a turnover badly

[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court

a man in a captain america costume says i understood that reference . ALT: a man in a captain america costume says i understood that reference .

Wish I didn’t but

Need a reverse-Purdue situation where the defense suddenly gets really good in the 2nd half. I have the usual amount of Illinois dread but not ready to give up on this game yet, I’ve seen worse and Rutgers isn’t that solid.

Went to an open jam last night and we played some original stuff but most funny and interesting to play a few early Alanis Morrisette songs. “Ironic” and “You Outta Know” still bang and it’s fun to play songs you know but never tried to play. Also some random Smiths and Neil Young songs 😝

Beatles stuff from the exhibit

Went to the Portland art museum again today, I feel like the membership I got for my partner and I is a great investment. I like this piece a lot, also the Paul McCartney photo exhibit is excellent for fans of the Beatles early work

I know I am sick in the head even more so now because I truly enjoy diet coke. Getting older also?

Hung out at a house venue that was also a vintage shop to see my friend's band play tonight. I've had so many good nights like that here in Portland, also saw a band that was new to me that I enjoyed - The bands were Whisper Hiss, Pulsa and Salo Panto

I absolutely love Stardew Valley, running through it for the second time with the river map. Such an interesting game with so many customizable aspects. It really hooked me in lol

why does Maddow make Bryce Harper money? What was her OPS last season?

I am sports-brained poisoned but I do realize in the grand scheme of things that shit just isn't that big of a thing. I like to paraphrase that old saying from that one pope "Of all the unimportant things football is the most important" - he meant soccer but substitute any sport or sport in general

Also because of this I am back into cereal again. I buy whatever bargain product looks healthy with the occasional treat from the local grocery outlet/WinCo. Today I tried Peach Mango Cheerios and it was way better than I thought.

I have become very good at making my own cashew milk - very much into producing foods like that a fraction of the store cost

Take a step forward, proclaims the unreasonable man. Meet me in the middle.

You take a step forward. The unreasonable man steps back.

Take a step forward, proclaims the unreasonable man. Meet me in the middle.

Benjamin Netanyahu being a war criminal

ALERT: this man is wanted for war crimes. if you see him, for instance giving a speech to congress or accepting a shipment of american weapons, please contact your nearest Hague representative

[watching Jesus Christ smash the moneychangers' tables and throw them out of the temple] wow looks like you're no better than they are

Vincent D'Onofrio & @vincentdonofrio Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

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Going to steal a Trillbillies thing and tell people "I'm from North America" when they ask where I am from

Homer, tired, stating "Let's get this bread"

Good morning, end of my long work week today