I need to channel this studio energy for the various [current blorbos] fics I'm trying to finish I guess
30.10.2025 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@wreathed.bsky.social
wreathed on AO3, wreathedwith on tumblr. lying under the table together with you. (30s, she/her.)
I need to channel this studio energy for the various [current blorbos] fics I'm trying to finish I guess
30.10.2025 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This was superb, I absolutely loved it. The music was great; I actually cried during one song. The multiple 1 star (individual not critic) reviews are bewildering. What do you mean there's no story? Too much conflict? It would have been better if it was more like Once?! The girls are fiiighting ffs
30.10.2025 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! π€
29.10.2025 21:16 β π 5098 π 1077 π¬ 7 π 108unless someone's pulled their extensive pre-existing archive in order to feature their work on this show, in which case I take it all back
29.10.2025 16:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0- Scarlett Moffat (0 fics) 
- Martin Kemp (5 character tags, 2 pairing tags) 
- Coleen Nolan (0)
- Melvin Odoom (0)
- Kerry Katona (the winner, at 8 character tags! mostly as a side character in Westlife bandslash)
- Sam Thompson (0)
I don't know if they will still try and pretend these are real fics organically found on the internet written by genuine saddos (sarcasm), but the celebs involved are:
29.10.2025 16:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Checked elsewhere for a photo caption and its Pete Wicks from TOWIE and Sam Thompson from MIC (me neither)
29.10.2025 16:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's Pete Wicks from The Only Way is Essex and Sam Thompson from Made in Chelsea, *obviously*
29.10.2025 16:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah, I made a mistake on that with some unreliable information - it was Mel and still is Mel, Sara is thankfully uninvolved.
Someone at Banijay who somehow is both really passionate about this specific idea but also has zero understanding about fic?! WHO and WHY
I know I've talked to death about this before but everything about this is so bizarre. 7 years development! Why is this someone dev's "passion project"?! And of course now it's finally here in actual existence the celebrity guests are exclusively ones no-one has ever written a single fic about ever
29.10.2025 15:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0new work want photo for email intro now I have to find one of me on my own that isn't terrible. also it is an all-hotdesking situation RIP
29.10.2025 00:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Clippy sidling up to an Oscar-winning screenwriter and being like "π¬ do you want me to rewrite that"
28.10.2025 14:00 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Jarvis Cocker should do the shipping forecast all the time
27.10.2025 01:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every day is a good day to re-up this mapybara: bsky.app/profile/jont...
26.10.2025 11:07 β π 84 π 42 π¬ 2 π 0they met in 2021 when she was his assistant on Chivalry, a TV show where he plays a TV producer who was in a relationship with a woman in his 20s who was his assistant... men ur so funny
26.10.2025 03:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ep 3 has drawn my attention to the fact that Steve C's current girlfriend is a stunning model-actresses at least a couple years younger than his daughter, but that's par for the course I suppose
26.10.2025 03:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0why is alan partridge so good.
26.10.2025 02:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh, I didn't know Michael Sheen read them! It's a beautiful object, I don't normally get special editions like this but I've got the first two so wanted the set... very impractical for a comfortable reading experience of course.
25.10.2025 23:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is huge though. Like you could knock someone out with this thing.
25.10.2025 15:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0time to LOCK IN this weekend and FINISH WRITING SOMETHING and not just PLAY CIV VI AGAIN (I kept losing but finally did actually win a diplo victory last night)
25.10.2025 12:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It took almost 3 months, but every single of our 25 boxes made their way across the oceans (c. 27,000km) to our place here. modern logistics is amazing.
23.10.2025 19:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've got the exclusive slipcase edition type copies of the first two so I sort of feel I have to get it for the final one also, even though it's Β£50 now... that's how they get you
22.10.2025 17:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm so out of the loop, I didn't realise the final Book of Dust came out tomorrow!
22.10.2025 17:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They want a male aristocrat who doesn't need to work but is already trained in pediatric first aid. To take a 1 year old to the cricket. Make it make sense!
22.10.2025 12:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Agog. This is bonkers. It's already too late for the older brother to be the perfect English gentleman! (5 years old)
Who would fulfil the criteria. The only people who are both alumni of elite schools and early years specialists are princesses of Wales. Etonians do not become early years educators
showed some mild interest in a couple of prepped/portioned meal delivery services and now buried under an avalanche of ads. who knew there were so many now.
21.10.2025 21:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thanks linkedin for letting me know that, despite current world turmoil, the concept of 'jobs' still exist (for now)
21.10.2025 16:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the Camus was a film too many, my god
19.10.2025 22:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seeing 3 films today (perhaps too many) but gripped by the LOUVRE HEIST
19.10.2025 14:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Saw a new Ishiguro adaptation and then the Totoro stage play, I have CRIED today
18.10.2025 22:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0