Maureen Murphy, MD

Murphy the beagle, expert at eating and sleeping. Not so good on chasing bunnies.

Roger Marshall is a supposed physician. Obviously didn't learn that much in med school.

and sodas contain phosphorus which in increased amounts can be harmful to kidney function, bones and heart function. Water doesn't do that.

it looks like ventricular tachycardia.

I hear Mark Robinson is available......can find him hanging out at the porn store in Greensboro.

How to write a prescription by hand on a prescription pad. Doctors now do it all with computer clicks, goes direct to the pharmacy.

compare his foot size to that of the groom

she better watch out, her purse is on the back of the chair behind her. too tempting. who knows what she carries in it.....

and forgot to botox her lips

Hyperthyroid?

he obviously skipped all the ethics classes

That sound you hear is all the physicians slamming their doors shut and leaving Iowa. Guess since the legislators are "practicing medicine" that's who people will go to for care.

I worked 12 years in a NC very rural critical access hospital; not all 'saves' are at our major medical centers. Rural people need good readily accessible health care just the same as those in urban areas. I leave messages daily for Sen. Tillis Budd about these problems.

unable to speak, incontinent of bowel and bladder, drooling, lots of decubitus ulcers, and unable to play golf.