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๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ”ž 30's, she/they, gay cottagecore metalhead nerd, kinkster, your soft Dom moot. Here to scream about gay pirates. I write soft filthy sweet kinky wholesome fics! https://archiveofourown.org/users/Eevla Pfp by @jellyNUTTED (x)

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I love this so much!!!

13.02.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My #PermanentInk that I got after season one of #OFMD.

That pilot episode gripped me and never, ever let go. I got this tattoo not knowing just how much love and joy would blossom in my life once I let it.

13.02.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I misspoke when I told my wife "they're also celebrating their 30th anniversary this year!"
... listen 3 years in Lesbian might as well equal 30 human years. ๐Ÿ’—

13.02.2026 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We love rich desserts in this house, but if anyone served Ed a prawn (again), Stede would be writing letters to the management.

On his own monogrammed stationary.
Which he carries on his person for occasions such as this.

13.02.2026 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I know them, and I do, I don't think that bed is for sleeping.

13.02.2026 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Stuck in bed underneath 3 duvets and two cats, clutching my orca plushie for dear life) thank you!

Have some autocomplete smut ๐Ÿ˜€
"Stede was playing dress-up and he throbbed against the leather of the bed"

13.02.2026 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello, beautiful you!!!

13.02.2026 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!! ๐Ÿ’–

13.02.2026 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been in a massive creative block lately, and haven't written OFMD fic in ages, but the autocomplete on my phone remembers, and always suggests Ed/Stede (and sometimes Frenchie) smut. I love it.

I'll be back at it soon. I miss writing them!

13.02.2026 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same for me. I haven't felt so moved by a TV show, literally ever.

Like I watched the queer vampires and the queer hockey boys and enjoyed both immensely but nothing is OFMD. I'm here for good.

12.02.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frying pan.

12.02.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so tired.

12.02.2026 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know those trees! ๐Ÿ˜€

12.02.2026 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Of the 1000 tree pics I have on my phone, I picked this one to remind myself that even in the bitter coldness of winter, this is right around the corner and I can practically smell it!)

12.02.2026 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a tree you photographed.

12.02.2026 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Omg it's perfect!

12.02.2026 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crew for life is for life, my dear.

12.02.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So lovely!!!

11.02.2026 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So lovely!!!

Ours are still buried under knee-deep snow, but today was the first actually sunny day in a while, and I feel spring coming.

10.02.2026 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LESBIAN ED!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Swoons)

07.02.2026 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deeply. I already have an incredibly limited diet with all kinds of rules and workarounds because I'm just a sensitive little dude... but... mushrooms? Really?

07.02.2026 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so bummed! I really didn't need another food on my nope list, but here I am.

07.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you know that after a lifetime of eating mushrooms with no issues, one can suddenly become deeply intolerant to them?

Because I'm suffering. Both physically, and because I fucking love mushrooms (but they don't love me back ๐Ÿฅฒ)...

07.02.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!!!

07.02.2026 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautiful!!!

Also, cheeeeeks ๐Ÿ˜

07.02.2026 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s not even his wedding day he just likes to feel pretty

01.11.2024 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 285    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Yesss!

I have a scene like this outlined, and hope to get the time and focus to write it soon. It's going to be lovely, and it's going to make me cry.

04.02.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A newborn giraffe looking straight at the camera. It is extremely floppy and squishy.

A newborn giraffe looking straight at the camera. It is extremely floppy and squishy.

Me: today was busy but I'm fine.
Also me: sees video of baby giraffe, bursts into tears.

But LOOK AT THE Bร‰Bร‰!!!

03.02.2026 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning from the inside of a snow globe... it's a little romantic when you stop and enjoy the nature... and not think about how I had to haul ass on thick ice to make it to the bus...

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!
Anything you're looking forward to on this Tuesday?

03.02.2026 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obsessed.

03.02.2026 08:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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