Corbs

Hold out till March, things’ll slow down.

Wrong again. From 1979 to 1981 Orson Wells was played by Pedro Pascal.

Off topic, how many dudes with 69 in their handles would actually refuse to eat pussy.

Him saying “Fishman” was my favorite part of Wakanda Forever

Oh no

“Journalism is tough. But we finally managed to kill it.”

You have captured that vibe nearly perfectly.

This is just a tiny bit of Samurai Jack in there, which is off bullseye but fucking cool!

Motherfucker gonna make a fake Seahawks Jersey and USE A MOTHERFUCKING 11?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! How are you worse than AI??!!!

Also this caught my eye because stagnant technology is such a Star Wars thing.

Once you’re in a Galaxy Far Far Away you can go 1000 years in any direction and the only that changes are the size of hyperdrives and Death Stars.

LOL, its actually a commentary on our own progression.
Between TOS & TNG we invented hybrid cars and the entire internet. Between TNG and the Discovery time jump we invented crypto currency and worse hybrid cars.

Not surprising that stardate 2200
is disappointing.

Dog, programmable matter?

Man, perfect location for this shoot.

Would

Boney Anatomical Feature of the day:

External Acoustic Meatus

Its only a matter of time.

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

Famously do not have energetic shields making them the perfect symbol of the Empires Philosophy of valuing overwhelming, brutal expediency over the lives of anyone under the rank of Emperor.

Seriously what the shit? This is BADASS But I’m not super familiar with Buicks and I can’t find anything about this online.

Please elaborate on how that Century has 12 Cylinders…

Oh yea, he completely fucked USFL. But that’s not the bit. The joke is about his name being on everything he ruined.

Why is “New Jersey Generals”
in this list?

Also “Post-Modern Bastard” sounds Bad Ass as Hell.

“Post-modern” is hands down, the silliest insult to hurl.

What the fuck does it even mean in this context?

And Fraggle Emo

WRONG!

Breaking up with your exercise partner:

He’s not LaKeith Stanfield. He can’t just be surfacing every 18 months to do Oscar performances.

I love that Dave Bautista can still do a stinker.

Motherfucker had 4 years to
stop the most obvious, convicted felon-rapist-terrorist from becoming president.