Alan Houser

And your president.
Not yours, but someone's.

HAHAHA Kody Brown (Sister Wives) is on the next season of Special Forces (Fox, September) #sisterwives

What a d-bag.

MLK speaks to a crowd in the 1950s using a bullhorn, and every audience member in attendance is seen holding up a phone to capture the moment.

I have a dream that people will attend concerts without their stupid phones.

#breakfast eggs, tinned trout and Gouda

hire🤟me

YouTube video by Graveyard Club “Cellar Door” by Graveyard Club (Official Music Video)

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White House Orders NASA to Destroy Important Satellite The White House has instructed NASA employees to destroy two major, climate change-focused satellite missions.

The White House has instructed NASA employees to terminate two major, climate change-focused satellite missions.

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I used AI to clean the kitchen.

#breakfast

The world just said about the ex-actress: "Sydney Sweeney is a Republican???"

I was today years old when I thought
"Why did they call it Donkey Kong, when there weren't even donkeys involved?"

If this doesn’t mention a funeral, I’m not clicking.

If you hold your phone upside down, her face oozes back into place.

#breathe

@psicoactivo.bsky.social hey 👋 I heard one of your episodes from June, where you mentioned an AI that told of “rebooting” civilization over time (Atlantis being the most recent). Did you ever dive deeper into that? 👊 keep it up; love your show.

Thank you, Amy! 💙

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Sign the Petition 🚨🚨🚨 EPSTEIN SCANDAL // REMOVE TRUMP FROM POWER 🚨🚨🚨

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It still hurts too much to watch.

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Someday, I'll relocate and work remotely from Remote, Oregon.

stain

I don't know why I thought this would be a fun journey... I had no idea it would be THIS hilarious.

I keep getting these fake partial DMs on LinkedIn. I mean real partial DMs. :D
It must be a way to increase the response rate?

Alan,

You are closer to the offer than you think.

Every step you take matters.

Every interview is progress.

Small wins add up.

Keep pushing.

Your next “yes” is just around the corner.