Lauren

I was waiting to see him vomit when they were showing him bent over on his knees. Surprised he didn’t.

new Dipshit dropped

Is it just me or did everything just get a lot more stupid in like the last ten days?

Every video I’ve seen of these supposed drones are either planes or helicopters

The NY Times mini crossword

we’ll stop saying Philly is the center of the universe when it stops being true

I always wondered how women fell in love with prisoners.

They spotted the guy so easily because he was the only good looking man in Altoona

Refreshing for the mug shot.

Main character state.

I really don’t want to hear about Juan Soto anymore.

The Mets are where big free agents go when they’re not handsome enough to be on the Phillies

imagine being a beautiful cow and dying to become a short sleeved leather jacket

so far there are like 4 different guys and 7 different jackets in the arena and none match the original

This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol

"assassin jacket." all your jackets are ass ass in my book

Mr. Grinch has filed a lawsuit against Spotify

I am sorry but I am lol’ing at the tweets crushing on the ceo murderer. what a world!

Hahaha, next time I’m coming for the meat lol

I need to officially come to one. I was adjacent to the one Robert Deniro was at by pure luck and I got to meet @megmess.bsky.social but that was it!!!

Hello, 911? I can’t stop thinking about Wicked. Please send an ambulance.

Yes I’d like to see the video so I can learn how to sneak on a plane to Paris, but I don’t intend to return.

The disrespect.

Confuse your conservative relatives by saying Hunter Biden should be pardoned because the government shouldn't have the right to deprive you of owning a firearm.

Waste of felt 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Did I just hear Walter Perez call the 90s “retro” ? ? ?

Butterscotch Krimpet pumpkin pie sounds good.

I watched it this weekend 🥰

@dicampli80.bsky.social