delco de leche

The Eagles can remain superbowl champions if mike pence has the courage to cancel this game

Remember when the sixers moved to oklahoma city

Yes every team wanted to stick it to the defending champs and a few of them did

Remember when Pete Carroll called a pass play instead of handing it to marshawn

Did Garry call someone up and ask if they would write his theme song or something?

A Boston vs Seattle superbowl replicates the migration pattern of Dr Frasier Crane

boston has too many sports championships imo

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

Graphic suggests he got Thanos snapped out of existence

Guy who loves to identify trophies

Scoring after touching the ball for 0.001 seconds. Dan Marino level.

White cat hogging fireplace warmth

Bro is roasted

He gets us dot com? More like He get sus dot com #jesus #christ

When the bathroom ceiling fan needs to be replaced women want the kind of man who is able to call his friend from high school to come over and do all the work while I watch

If there’s one conference I enjoy watching the Patriots lose a superbowl to it’s gotta be the NFC

Yearsley’s

Looking at the dangerous but unshovelable dusting of snow

He ain’t outside today

Filling out my TPUSA halftime show prop bet sheet

- Erica Kirk flame intro like Kane / sparks intro like Goldberg (going with Goldberg sparks)

- Lee Greenwood cowboy hat / no cowboy hat (gotta go cowboy hat)

- Kid Rock looking haggard / not haggard (haggard all day baby)

- Flags? yes / no (yes)

the “money demo”

His birthmark could be 67 67 67

Leno and Letterman together was enough but Oprah? Oh man. Now that’s a commercial.

Condi Rice: Uh yes Chairman I believe the title of the memo was something to the effect of ‘Hateration & Holleration Determined to Strike Within This Dancery’

(crowd murmurs)

Tom Kean: i see

A fraternity visits the Oval Office to discuss some of the memes on truth social

Nothing screams alpha male more than logging onto twitter to announce how little of a FUCK you give about savannah guthrie’s mom. Thank you for your service, sir.

Fascist! and the Piss Bros

Andy Card informing George W Bush that this dancery is under attack

Sir, hateration and holleration have both entered this dancery

Oh you also think MacGruber is the funniest movie ever made? We’ll see about that, pal:

When MacGruber tries to recruit Vickie St. Elmo for the mission, she declines and he hands her a note before leaving. What does the note say?