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10.10.2025 19:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@delcodeleche.bsky.social
mom says i can make goofs about Eagles and Phillies here
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10.10.2025 19:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0100 mg gummy and Jim Norton Laughing compilations on YouTube. Doctorβs orders.
10.10.2025 15:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had a dream the eagles lost to a brash white rookie NY QB wearing a big gaudy diamond necklace
10.10.2025 15:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How your email finds me
10.10.2025 14:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jason Derulo voice (whispering): Patullo
10.10.2025 13:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jerky Boys Frank Rizzo: Ya got Realmuto pointing toward first base and Kerkeringβs throwing the ball into the dugout, I flip the channel and Jaxson Dart is high fiving the ref, Skatteboβs doin fuckin backflips, I donβt need this kinda shit
10.10.2025 13:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sister Jean watched the Birds and Phils last night and said βοΈ
10.10.2025 12:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He wouldnβt take the job but he would be perfect. Imagine playing poorly in front of Chase Utley and disappointing him. I would rather take my own life and they should too.
10.10.2025 12:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Back to CBP, quick team meeting, clean out lockers, and a little ceremony to mark the one month anniversary of grieving for bryce and JT and a few others
10.10.2025 11:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Forget Schwarber, break the bank to bring Chase Utley back from foggy London town to manage these jerk offs
10.10.2025 11:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If heβs on the squad next year it would be rad if Kerkering could figure out a way to not have his eyes convey abject terror all the time. Maybe some kareem goggles?
10.10.2025 10:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With sports officially in the toilet, time to focus on our true love: an outbreak of hand foot and mouth disease
10.10.2025 10:47 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0What a night
10.10.2025 03:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eagles passively watching Skat play
10.10.2025 02:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Charlie Kerkering
10.10.2025 02:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(interviewing Dave Dombrowski in a very high voice) Why so many American white guys in the Phillies lineup? It seems other teams (very deep voice) arenβt doing that
10.10.2025 01:58 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Time to acknowledge Middleton is a weirdo and move on from him
10.10.2025 01:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Harrison Bader the cousin of noted 2016 Republican National Convention speaker Scott βChachiβ Baio?
08.10.2025 15:32 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Gotta be against the rules
10.10.2025 00:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Punt on 4th and short
10.10.2025 00:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Chris Sanchez Mark Sanchez
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Reigning MLB champions in 2009, won second pennant in a row
09.10.2025 23:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At a whopping 6β 8β tall theyβre calling Dodgers pitcher Tyler Glasnow βthe John Fetterman of baseballβ
09.10.2025 19:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 3 π 1Theyβre putting him in something called Hero Squad
09.10.2025 19:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bumper cars at Wonderland Pier is closed how the hell else am I gonna get my kicks
09.10.2025 18:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lancaster Ave by the CVS
09.10.2025 18:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ta daaaaa πͺ
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