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Deputize me sir

Can the county employ some sort of public relations fixer to suppress stories like this

(lips pressed on mic at Sea Isle Open Mic Night while noodling acoustical chords) You know when you’re body surfin here…ya get tired and that little half broken wave helps you back up on your feet…this is about that wave…this one’s called Stand Me up (nodding to my wood block player)…two three faw…

Willing to try truth social if they talk about shaving Sirianni’s head over there

You’ve been jerking off as a franchise for decades, here this should help

This is earth shattering. A satellite channel with the most Metallica. Best part is: If you don’t love the Metallica song Sirius is currently playing you get to wait patiently until it’s over

Throwing a Fleshlight onto the ice at a Flyers game

It took real bravery to point out Tim Cook’s complete lack of athleticism. Steve Jobs had that farmboy strength, great balance and soft hands. Miss him and what he could do.

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Yellow Ledbetter during the worst song ever discourse:

Fellas…you got a dynamite stomp clap sound…but……I could use more hey

Starship Troopers ass country

Thinking about the damage Gwyneth Paltrow could do with My bike on The Promenade if she leveled some dentist from bryn mawr full speed then beat him in court and made him pay her legal bills

@jimmy-d.bsky.social come on doooown

“Yes he’s out but i want you to WANT him to be out”

Jesse Plemons almost unrecognizable in first look at “Lineman” in theaters 2027

Skill as a baseball broadcaster matched only by his dry humor. Probably the funniest baseball play-by-play guy.

I don't think Scott Franzke gets enough credit for how good he's been for the last roughly two decades. He had gigantic shoes to fill and he's one of if not the best radio announcer in all of sports.

Went from a noyne to a two

But to do this a company would need to build an invisible digital infrastructure in the sky and test it with several weeks of unexplained drone flights, possibly at night, possibly concerning and confusing people so much that the government would have to say “we don’t know what they are”

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Dildo checker outside the Indiana Fever game

“She said I was cute”

KYW News Radio Traffic and Transit on the Twos

Leaked audio of Big Balls recounting his experience to a White House official

Maybe we mix in some updates about Beth O’s cats or how mean people are on twitter 😴 💤

40 years of psychotherapy 4 days a week to become someone too scared of germs to leave the house. Yes let me pay to listen to that.

I made it to about 2012 only to justify the purchase of the equipment and subscription. “No more bullshit” actually meant “im going to do the show while still asleep”. Excruciating to listen to with absolutely nothing interesting to say. 2 smooth brained rich people getting things wrong.

Billy Madison’s father says his young son is “most likely” to succeed him as CEO of Madison Hotels

2005 “Come with us to Sirius! No more bullshit!” was the biggest bait and switch in history. If the Sirius show ever came anywhere near as good as the FM show it was accidental and in spite of his best efforts. That’s why Artie did what he did.

Why he gotta make me have empathy, that’s no fun

A Reddit post about how Michael Richards originally played Kramer as being a step behind everyone else whereas later he played the character 2 steps ahead of everyone else

My vegetarian sober sister in law is original Kramer while I am late stage Kramer full of vodka and bacon and weed