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mom says i can make goofs about Eagles and Phillies here

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PlayezatfΓΌrst

10.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100 mg gummy and Jim Norton Laughing compilations on YouTube. Doctor’s orders.

10.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a dream the eagles lost to a brash white rookie NY QB wearing a big gaudy diamond necklace

10.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How your email finds me

10.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jason Derulo voice (whispering): Patullo

10.10.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jerky Boys Frank Rizzo: Ya got Realmuto pointing toward first base and Kerkering’s throwing the ball into the dugout, I flip the channel and Jaxson Dart is high fiving the ref, Skattebo’s doin fuckin backflips, I don’t need this kinda shit

10.10.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sister Jean watched the Birds and Phils last night and said ✌️

10.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He wouldn’t take the job but he would be perfect. Imagine playing poorly in front of Chase Utley and disappointing him. I would rather take my own life and they should too.

10.10.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back to CBP, quick team meeting, clean out lockers, and a little ceremony to mark the one month anniversary of grieving for bryce and JT and a few others

10.10.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forget Schwarber, break the bank to bring Chase Utley back from foggy London town to manage these jerk offs

10.10.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.10.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If he’s on the squad next year it would be rad if Kerkering could figure out a way to not have his eyes convey abject terror all the time. Maybe some kareem goggles?

10.10.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With sports officially in the toilet, time to focus on our true love: an outbreak of hand foot and mouth disease

10.10.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a night

10.10.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eagles passively watching Skat play

10.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie Kerkering

10.10.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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(interviewing Dave Dombrowski in a very high voice) Why so many American white guys in the Phillies lineup? It seems other teams (very deep voice) aren’t doing that

10.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to acknowledge Middleton is a weirdo and move on from him

10.10.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harrison Bader the cousin of noted 2016 Republican National Convention speaker Scott β€œChachi” Baio?

08.10.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta be against the rules

10.10.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Punt on 4th and short

10.10.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.10.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chris Sanchez Mark Sanchez

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Shutdown delivery

09.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reigning MLB champions in 2009, won second pennant in a row

09.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At a whopping 6’ 8” tall they’re calling Dodgers pitcher Tyler Glasnow β€˜the John Fetterman of baseball’

09.10.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

They’re putting him in something called Hero Squad

09.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bumper cars at Wonderland Pier is closed how the hell else am I gonna get my kicks

09.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lancaster Ave by the CVS

09.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ta daaaaa πŸͺ„

09.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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