that one friend that’s the pope

god he’s so fucking stupid

pat cassels whiplash

probably a bunch of idiot virgin losers saying that

will stancil this will stancil that when will he stand still so i can bean him with a rock

complete bean monopoly complete, looking into cornering the legume market

journalism makes a triumphant return

birthday party scene from I Saw the TV Glow but it’s bc Emilia Perez got nominated

she sid on my ney till i gish (sorry)

“biden can’t just pick up the phone and tell him to stop” yes he could, the whole time. and he didn’t

does the phantom tollbooth take EZPass?

sending santa gaetz-like venmo’s so Mrs Clause launches an ethics investigation

making misogyny a hashtag so real misogyny enjoyers can find each other better

nothing, and yet still you quote

abraham would have given all in worship of his God. it is only through His mercy that Isaac was spared. you would ask of abraham the daughter he had not

“jot that down” “illiterate fuck” you demand of them what they cannot give

what happened between steve jobs and the word “we’ll” and why is apple intent on wiping it from public consciousness

philadelphia, the city of mlm