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@chaospixie82.bsky.social

43. Kinky AF Alaskan. Homeowner sharing a duplex with my disabled mom. Demi. Pan. Monogamous. HRT 10.25.22.

68 Followers  |  62 Following  |  198 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.7899

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I figured it out

The Venn diagram of 2A gun nuts with arsenals not doing anything the 2A was created for

And ICE losers(or Trump cucks)

Must be so close to being a circle, that we can't tell the difference with our naked eye

18.02.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mom wanted Mexican so we went to this local place called Cinco de Mayo.

Like always, the food was delicious.

Like always, every single cretin whose gaze I caught looked at me like I ran over their fucking dog.
I'm in a cami, and even the cook called me sir

Except our server, she was nice. πŸ«‚

18.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I have The Sims 4 on steam when it was on sale for like $5 or something. But I don't know if that is the steam account I'm currently using, considering I will play computer games for a couple months or a year and then I won't play it for a very long time, and need to make a new account πŸ˜’

18.02.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really need to start playing Sims 4 again.
What expansion packs have you been using? I know there's got to be a shit ton out by now

18.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm wishing you could do creatures in The Sims. Because I would love to see your renditions of the monsters in The Mist

Or would you even be able to make a character thin enough for the main character in Thinner?

18.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am in agreeance of this suggestion.

18.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guarantee that bidet will be the best rim job you've ever had 🀌🏼

18.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guarantee that bidet will be the best rim job you've ever had 🀌🏼

18.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AND EVERYONE WITH A CONSCIENCE IS ALL FOR IT!

18.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bondi Bombast Here’s my latest cartoon for Substack.
17.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10778    πŸ” 3568    πŸ’¬ 199    πŸ“Œ 107
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a girl in a straitjacket with her arms crossed ALT: a girl in a straitjacket with her arms crossed
17.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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With the way things are going, smart option.

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17.02.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I kind of gathered that after scrolling your media feed looking for a selfie hahaha

Stay elusive. It's better for the soul. 😹😹😹

17.02.2026 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You need to watch this.

17.02.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's one of your Sims characters!! That is super cool! I used to love playing The Sims!!

17.02.2026 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God damn it. I am one emotional cunt. So I will have a box of fresh tissues nearby lol I did not recognize Rose the Hat in your header! Is she from another old movie that I need to download?
Because Flanagan's version was fucking amazing, and Rose did such a good job!!!! πŸ–€πŸ©·

17.02.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But I'm also a fan of Vincent Price's work. So I will definitely have to πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ that one soon!!

17.02.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I first saw Midnight Mass and went nuts. Distorting Catholicism to promote vampirism was fucking genius.

And then I learned that my fav Doctor Sleep was also done by him.

I binged Usher with my mom like a week ago and I fucking loved it.

Haunting of Hill House is next!!

17.02.2026 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you telling me that The Fall of the House of Usher directed by Mike Flanagan is a fucking remake meow? πŸ‘€πŸ™€

17.02.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would be the first in line to buy tickets to watch them combust, Oh my God.

17.02.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I saved the right 10 seconds of research that they were never going to do anyways.

This isn't a new fad.

17.02.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This one was just too good not to steal and share

17.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Small cities are full of horrible people. Absolutely move to a bigger city.

17.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A warm water bidet feels like the best rim job.

17.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know the feeling girlypop πŸ«‚

17.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No filter. No bullshit. No special sauce. I am unapologetically me. And if you want to hit on me, don't start talking about sexy things. That is a huge turn off. Tell me about yourself. Tell me something interesting. Start a conversation that I actually want to have. Build a fucking connection. ✨🀌🏼✨

16.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really need to eat more Taco Bell..

16.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I've got the medical history to prove it.
✨🀌🏼✨

16.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm used to adults looking at me like they hate me. That just comes with being trans and walking out my front door.

But when I see an entire family look at me like I just ran over their fucking dog... That's what hurts.
The kids showing me their learned hatred. 😿😿😭😭

*breathes deep*

16.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is a really nice butt. Definitely worth grabbing. 😻

16.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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