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Ok, no more DMs now. There's a small percentage that are normal but the rest are a mixture of spam and just plain weird.

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Making sweet treats for a neighbour and family at short notice.
My kitchen has been like a small scale Charlie & the Chocolate Factory minus the whimsy.

03.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Zack Polanski has absolutely no idea...
...how much it costs for the annual upkeep of a moat.

02.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that the same due process reform didn't pause for one bit right before the 2024 riots?
No going through the proper channels there was there before setting the gammon onto the streets in anger at patchy information.

02.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, those swastikas aren't going to paint themselves.

02.02.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘ this exactly πŸ‘

02.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember people admitting to, and deeply regretting voting to leave in 2016 simply because they didn't like Cameron and to give him the result he didn't want.
It won't hurt Starmer even if he did resign. He'll be just fine, just like Cameron was after Brexit and his resignation.

01.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just in case, next time this happens and they're rushing everyone out, it's their journalistic duty for one of them to fake an injury to remain in the room for long enough to get a whiff and react on a recording.
Take one for the team.

01.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can confirm you were correct the first time lol

01.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I spent more time than I thought would have been necessary explaining to my partner that giving curry to the dog is a bad thing.

01.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People with MH issues including anxiety can do certain things, but it's rare that we ever see the after effects of putting themselves out there. There's a high chance that she was incredibly drained after doing that and went through some things. Now exacerbated by absolute weapons like Goodwin.

01.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sort of simplification of MH issues is exactly what's wrong with DWP assessments. They're supposed to assess if someone can do something safely, reliably or repeatedly but rarely do.
For example I could run for a bus, but upon seeing that, the system would assume I could run a marathon.

01.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like sawing off the branch they're sat on because it'll be amusing to hit someone's head on the way down.

01.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly.
There's been some prolific men who have impacted on a significant number of girls//women who've had the cover of being high profile & elevated class.
Interesting how they chose race rather than class though when fumbling around for a demographic on which to place responsibility.

01.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good grief 🀦 just imagine what an emboldened reform would do given half a decade of power.

31.01.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm guessing that they are demanding this 'proper Brexit' but not giving precise details on what that is or a detailed assessment on how it will affect our economy.

31.01.2026 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Most parties are unpopular this early in their term, however, labour have done such deeply unpopular things that it would likely not just be a loss but a massively devastating and embarrassing one.
Probably best to just save their time and money and let greens have the chance.

31.01.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Curious if any of them ever watched Inglorious Basterds & made them paranoid about the screening.

30.01.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'The tale of how a freelance sex worker finally gets a permanent contract with a cracking pension'

30.01.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This by election could easily end up being a debate of Matt Goodwin against Matt Goodwin.

30.01.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even those dogs would come away from the theatre with the conclusion that it was about a corrupt pdf and a vapid waste of skin.

29.01.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They need reminding every single day that they could stop this right now, or at least begin the process of stopping this. Every day of inaction is a choice made. Inaction is still a decision, approval even.

29.01.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly this. My partner's old 2006 Toyota Avensis was ULEZ compliant. It's astonishing how many vehicles were ULEZ compliant & how easy it was to find out. Yet so few people thought to take a quick and simple look to find out, but found the time and energy to go out and protest it.

29.01.2026 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Summer of 2024 was probably a major example of reform violence in action. I think they're also standing the person who called for hotels to be set fire to with people inside, for MP.

28.01.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So what he seems to be saying is that he struggles to put forward a basic coherent argument for his political opinions enough to rationally talk things through, so authoritarian chaos where people fear for their lives is all he can do.
Absolute joke of a man. My cat would do better.

28.01.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the leaflet Reform are posting through letterboxes in Hull.
Bit much considering the whole James McMurdock incident to start highlighting this issue.

28.01.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot like Clacton suddenly being the home of Farage. It was never about him gaining an unexpected love of the town, but a place that was poised to aid his political progression rather than an honest will to make things better for the area.
It's a shame enough people there didn't recognise that.

27.01.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Well, I wanted that particular sandwich but now I guess I just have to drink this domestos, obvs.'

26.01.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd imagine it could be a mutual agreement, not necessarily a forced or coerced consideration.
Courtesy implies unforced consent on the part of the person on the giving end.
I may be incorrect but also may not be. It's not something I can prove either way.

25.01.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, he can go f himself all the way off. Nothing there is believable, just a pathetic attempt to undo his previous ramblings that trashed the lives of people who served and their families.
It is definitely done, you're exactly right.

24.01.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No doubt they were willing participants in those circles. It may be more likely that Epstein was given financial favours & extra privileges as a courtesy for his silence rather than blackmail.
He was definitely useful to them, & probably a system where each party ensured containment from the other

24.01.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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