Chris Calabrese

excited for tomorrow’s ESPN headline “Sentnor leads KC to victory over former team”

are there ever live streams or videos of your women’s or men’s games? member from the US here

poor Mina Tanaka, now carrying the entire weight of America First Credit Union on her shoulders

once i spent 10 minutes frantically searching for my phone in the dark using a flashlight — the one on my phone

okay, i guess nobody at this bus stop wants to talk with me about the 2025 womens euros final 🙄

[me texting my other dumb friends] okay which one of you has the monkey’s paw

time to celebrate our independence from a country that now has universal healthcare and no mass shootings

evergreen

The Weakerthans - Diagnosis 🔁 Psych theme song

Waxahatchee - Tigers Blood

woke up with MJ Lenderman - Joker Lips

tonight’s ADHD mental jukebox: alternating between Sixpence None the Richer - Kiss Me and Piebald - Rules For Mules

jaboukie’s famous tweet impersonating the CIA that says “Just because we killed MLK doesn’t mean we can’t miss him.”

evergreen jaboukie

…while immigrants are still being deported en masse, cops are still being militarized, capitalism is further exploiting the working class and pretending to not be feudalism, and the U.S. is still at the forefront of ushering in a 5th mass extinction event

and just like that he’s the most popular player amongst lakers fans

won’t anyone think of the poor data centers

“if we can’t make everything 100% equal and humane, we shouldn’t bother making it 99.9999% equal and humane”

if the democratic party moves like 2 millimeters to the right, the joe rogan of the left will be joe rogan

should we listen to what the working class has to say for once? or should we just let algorithms decide how we’re going to lose the next 12 elections?

if i never see another fan cutaway on a jumbotron or a tv screen, it’ll be too soon. so this is torture for me

time to find out who excelled at the Pope Combine

i’ll ask them about it in the Q&A

so much for my suggestion that our astronauts go barefoot in Shackleton

there’s a direct correlation between la croix flavors and the number of takes for a setup #LPSC2025

it’s honestly pretty wild i went from working on For All Mankind to writing for NASA. can i give a lecture at #LPSC2025 about my findings of the effectiveness of various craft services snacks on the productivity of fake astronauts?

ah, the life of a lowly creative writer with no connections at his first #LPSC2025. who can i pitch my Cunk on the Moon-style mockuseries to? i promise i’ll stop 35 seconds in once i realize i haven’t thought the idea though

a screenshot of an article on The Guardian’s website titled “Guardian Media Group announces strategic partnership with OpenAI” because we live in hell and there is no such thing as independent and ethical news. maybe i’ll get hit by a bus today. fingers crossed!

cool

if you let your pets sleep in your bed, just fuck already

screenshot of an NPR article titled “peeing is contagious in chimpanzees, study suggests”

(me outside the zoo’s chimp enclosure chugging water) i’m about to start a revolution

god forbid anyone mistake chicago for an organization that’s pro-labor

Chris Calabrese (@chriscalabrese@pixelfed.social) 0 Posts, 3 Following, 0 Followers · los angeles writer/not writer

hopefully Meta goes the way of X, so i made an account on the Bluesky-equivalent of Instagram

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