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rev. dr. swan.

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THE POWELL PROTOCOL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED #TOTP

20.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HANDS! #TOTP

20.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

***taps sign***

20.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

POP FACT: Gail’s maiden name was Murphys #TOTP

20.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve heard death rattles that are more appealing than this #TOTP

20.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Madonna didn’t die for this #TOTP

20.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

About as radical as The Osmonds #TOTP

20.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know I say this a lot but there's a very good case to be made that You Get What You Give is the worst record ever made #totp

20.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 1

We have Bounty Killer at home #TOTP

20.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This shite makes Queen sound like the Dead Kennedy’s #TOTP

20.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck off ya preposterous cabaret reject #TOTP

20.02.2026 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you see this post a monster

20.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yer demented simpleton of a president sounds like he’s on the road out

20.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This should be plastered on Morgan’s home and repeated to him until that certain day.

Fucking repellent

20.02.2026 12:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

From your man on the ground this side of the wall

Do not want this

Never have

Utter shite pedalled by cunts

Pish for idiots

And so on

20.02.2026 09:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The royal teat shall be milked whatever the cost

19.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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THAT WISNAE GEAR

19.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bring back rounding up of royalty I say, why stop here?

Probably can’t even stage a règne de terreur cause of woke nowadays

19.02.2026 11:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
18.02.2026 08:56 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Advertise your account with gif

17.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jose Mourinho in showing his arse shocker

17.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Where does the assertion by Jose Mourinho that because Eusebio was black Benfica are incapable of racist behaviour rank on the Bullshit-O-Meter?

On a lighter note

When will the truth about the real Jonathan Wilson be revealed?

17.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A listing from TV Go Home:

12.45am New Series Mick Hucknall's Pink
Pancakes
New series in which the world-famous Simply Red frontman flattens his scrotum against a variety of transparent surfaces. For this first edition Mick practices on a patio door before providing visitors to Selfridge's London department store with an unforgettable window display.
Producer Minnie Stootighttomention Sibtitled...534

A listing from TV Go Home: 12.45am New Series Mick Hucknall's Pink Pancakes New series in which the world-famous Simply Red frontman flattens his scrotum against a variety of transparent surfaces. For this first edition Mick practices on a patio door before providing visitors to Selfridge's London department store with an unforgettable window display. Producer Minnie Stootighttomention Sibtitled...534

Happy Pancake Day!

17.02.2026 08:57 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I think we all deserve an explanation as to who Jonathan Wilson really is?

Is the tweedy Magyar enthusiast all a massive con?

17.02.2026 09:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even men with steel hearts
Love to see a dog on the pitch

16.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
16.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Let's mash up some daytime television with 90s hip hop! It's Homes Under The Hammer Time.

16.02.2026 08:33 — 👍 134    🔁 50    💬 14    📌 2

The lords work

16.02.2026 10:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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