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Yes

28.01.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s so over nevermind weโ€™re back just kidding itโ€™s over sike weโ€™re back again

14.01.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did you know that Israel is the only country in the world with more trees today than it had 50 years ago?

Not that Greta cares about things like that.

It shares a photo of Greta with a Hamas headband

Tweet Did you know that Israel is the only country in the world with more trees today than it had 50 years ago? Not that Greta cares about things like that. It shares a photo of Greta with a Hamas headband

"If you plant enough trees you can do genocide" is incredible thinking. Carbon credits taken to their logical conclusion

22.12.2024 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

remember when everyone spent weeks arguing about how israel would never bomb a hospital and since then theyโ€™ve just been bombing hospitals and schools every day

17.12.2024 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7893    ๐Ÿ” 1457    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

How many mushrooms do I have to take to get the Jimmy Neutron brain blast thing to happen?

04.12.2024 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Train song bf murder ballad gf

16.08.2024 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love waiting in line. feels like Iโ€™m a part of something bigger than myself

15.03.2024 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Companies just be writing shit huh?

04.03.2024 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At long last, I have found the northwest passage

03.03.2024 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit

28.02.2024 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It doesnโ€™t matter if itโ€™s a boycott or self immolation or a march that goes by a hospitalโ€”these people do not believe thereโ€™s a legit reason to protest Israel bc they think that what is happening to Gaza is at least on some level deserved

27.02.2024 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Picture of graceโ€™s stereo playing forgot about Dre by dr Dre and Eminem

Picture of graceโ€™s stereo playing forgot about Dre by dr Dre and Eminem

Iโ€™ll forget about 9/11 before I forget about dre

26.02.2024 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 127    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Me as hell

26.02.2024 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

why do the people who get honorary phds have to be like random ceos and Taylor swift. why not people who like school a lot but are scared of academia at this current time. why not a person who posts on bluesky with a Kirby icon

19.02.2024 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 514    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dense

15.02.2024 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re right, you sound like a fucking idiot either way.

14.02.2024 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You couldโ€™ve asked that in half the words hoss

14.02.2024 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad but not the worst

14.02.2024 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How has switching to tea as a caffeinated drink affected you? Trying to drink less coffee cuz its harsh, but also have a crippling caffeine addiction.

13.02.2024 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been puttin back waters lately, feels great

02.08.2023 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will try next pizza I make

28.07.2023 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live in a small town man itโ€™s racist as shit

23.07.2023 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 22.06.2023 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"these are the rules for how we post here, it's very different from how we posted over there" please get serious

22.06.2023 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 839    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Going on a vacation

14.06.2023 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who up blueing they sky

13.06.2023 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"raving mad"?? i only rave happy. on accounta the drugs

05.06.2023 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You ever cut an avocado and be like "every step of that process was sketchy"?

04.06.2023 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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