@wizardgrass.bsky.social
Cloud enjoyer
Flooding the room with dihydrogen-monoxide
16.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuckin hate pop punk
15.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I saw a bug today. Happy spring!
15.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chicago t-shirt weather
15.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I ate a lot of ice cream and now I'm at work let's goooo
15.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Big Spoon of Ice Cream in the Bathroom Day!
15.02.2026 00:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rocky Road is breakfast because it has marshmallows like cereal
14.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They smoked a lot of pot back in cowboy times
14.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Peanut sauce so good I want to cry
14.02.2026 10:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Most bird calls scare me
13.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very productive nap
13.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She rocks. No mask, no fucks given
13.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg I remembered I have the good ice cream
13.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bibbidy skibbidi bop
13.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've lived with Landlord Beige for years but even I would paint over stark white walls
And who the fuck thought white kitchen appliances and cabinets were a good idea that shit is gonna look disgusting without constant upkeep
Remembering my conversation with an investment banker "hyper capitalist" who talked himself into regulation being necessary to protect from economic predators
13.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Apartments be painted Headache White these days
13.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But if cities put their money into public transit infrastructure who would pay the armies of cops to kick all our asses?
13.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 40 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0GREEN GOBLIN
WOAH OH
GRON GEEBLIN
WOAH NO
When I watched The Joker (2016 or whatever) I was working overnight at a dog daycare, very high, surrounded by piss and shit, watching on my phone
13.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aquarius season is just early pisces season. Aries? Got good news for you! You're extra pisces
13.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Real pisces hours
13.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Swapping out demons for devils in this D&D story so chaos triumphs over order
Too many stories of order having to be preserved
Years ago my neighbor was kicked out of a Buddhist cult for trying to take over
13.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They have my vote for city bird. I love them
13.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These are my favorite birds. Watching them chase people at montrose lakefront brings me joy
13.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I could release feral ghosts by breaking the bottle imprisoning them they would be less annoying than my neighbor chanting at night
13.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes this solid chunk of rotten milk is food
13.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm happy to have been born after we discovered what is and isn't food
13.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
12.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 10174 🔁 3033 💬 160 📌 415
