Justin

Got one person out here having a Bad Day, pacing circles in the intersection screaming. It's complicating traffic

Traffic is the miracle of everyone not fucking up

One day an anime will use Wolf Totem by The Hu as their intro and blow everyone's minds

Winter please

May be developing an allergy to cigarettes. Last couple have made my eyes itchy

Herald me as an innovator for lemonade margaritas

I've been dehydrated for a few days lol explains lot!!

Officer Dick Wolf was the name of the cop we paid under the table at my old theater in Chicago

His dad was Sheriff Dick Wolf

Officer Dick Wolf Jr was a sheriff until he was caught using city workers to build a deck on his house

Officer Dick Wolf was the name of the cop we paid under the table at my old theater in Chicago

His dad was Sheriff Dick Wolf

Officer Dick Wolf Jr was a sheriff until he was caught using city workers to build a deck on his house

Cicadas are what if protein shakes was bug

Watched a hornet kill and eat a cicada

I go above and beyond all the time but if someone does it for me they're suspicious why are they generous and kind are they trying to be my friend tricksters rogues

Sun's bright today

I haven't slept in days why am I tired

Scabs pull us back together

Chugging half a gallon of orange juice to get back to normal

Alberta has no rats but all the measles

Peaceful morning

Some people love TV

Outside no one can hear how bad your farts smell

Cubs changed their pitcher. New guy gives up three runs. Rough

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...

Eating a taco so good you gotta be hosed down after

Greased up my slippers

I am clean

Midwest is best because nature will never hurt you. Run through the tall grass snakes aren't real

MGS3 the ladder climber lolol what a thrill

Heck yeah

Correction I may get to nap on Saturday

It's possible from Thursday to Sunday I will have to not sleep. Work work