When trans people are safe, we're all safe. If people can be gender non conforming and/or trans and walk the streets of Ponders End (IYKYK) without fear, everyone can walk those streets without fear. Until then then, it's pretty easy to choose which hill to stand on

Oh no, that sucks. Ibuprofen and other NSAIDS are really crappy for the stomach, some people are given an additional medication to prevent ulcers, GERD etc. I hope you feel better soon xx

Cis allies loudly declaring support also helps push back on one of the main goals of the anti trans movement, convincing the world that hating trans people is Normal

Every random cis person going "well duh i'm chill with trans people who isn't" means that idea can't spread

Bring back Kilmar Abrego García... NOW.

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A statement about how Katy brand told a producer that she believed Russell brand was an abuser but producer didn’t care

Put up by Katy Brand today - this is the story over and over again

I dislike JK Rowling but even more than that I’m confounded by her. Who wants to make their own lives hell about something that has fuck all to do with them and could never negatively impact them in any way, even hypothetically! How could asexual people bother you? Just leave them alone Joanne!

Who told you about my windy bum?! 😂😂

It's not a trade war. It's one man acting like a dick

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

What the actual?! Arresting famously peaceful/anti-war Quakers for, checks notes, holding a meeting about Gaza!

An excellent way to spend a Saturday 💖

If anyone can show me how you grow the economy by targeting people who need assistance to wash below their waist, please reply.

Job for David Cameron

a birthday card with a capybara wearing a party hat and a cake with candles ALT: a birthday card with a capybara wearing a party hat and a cake with candles

Happy Birthday @natyougn.bsky.social 🎉🎂💖🦎

Keir Starmer doesn't like mayonnaise because it's "too spicy".

Oh yes please and thank you, a thousand times Sooz 🙏

W
A
N
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😂😂😂

My girlfriend got me a Stitch that lights up, moves and makes “breathing” sounds to help me sleep better, so thoughtful of her 💖

Merry Christmas Becky, hope you’ve had a lovely day xx

Love this tune, it reminds me of when I was an extremely depressed teenager, but I’m still here and much happier at 44 💖

They weirdly one hundred per cent do 🤷‍♀️

Ho-ho-no! Children in tears after vicar tells them Santa is not real Rev Dr Paul Chamberlain apologises for talk at Hampshire school after angry parents say he ‘ruined Christmas’

www.theguardian.com/education/20...
Can’t wait to tell the reverend that God isn’t real and that when you’re dead there’s nothing. Hope it makes him cry.

I love vol-au-vents but these party penguins look vile 🤢

@nocontextcolouring.bsky.social Received my fabulous Taskmaster calendar today, thank you very much! 💖💖

Lol don’t be mad my hyperfixation is consistently harassing women of a certain age 👉👈

No mystery here @theguardian.com. We all know who Farage is anti.

Nah, you bloody ruined it with cucumber and dill Sooz, sorry 😂