Katz Rantz

Don's digital membership comes with 12 months of kayo but I never have the dosh at the start of the season.

I did accept 3 free months of kayo last season just for the footy.

Are we? Looks like rewatching The Mentalist to me.

He got part of DAZN in that deal.

My idea was to look under the cat, yeah.

New Substack up.

A civics reminder that politicians are meant to be treated like sausages in bread... consumed with mild scepticism and absolutely no emotional attachment.

Worshipping them is deeply un-Australian and will probably give you the shits.

open.substack.com/pub/snarkygh...

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Well, shit.

Most of my primary school friends were Greek, Italian, Polish, Croatian and Turkish. I swear proficiently in all those languages. I was the only one with freckles.

The alt text bot strikes again 😂

Oh, there'll be more posts that they invade with their assumptions that English text = USian poster.

They're firearms that are long 🤷‍♀️ I know it vaguely from video games ages ago.

Beans, definitely cool beans. I hate bananas.

A french woman told me the same things about drugs and metal after the blood chat 🤘

Barnaby, his face the colour of a freshly-boiled lobster, arguing some nonsense with all the vehemence of an angry drunk who has been cut off at the bar and is seeking justice

Puce supremacists incoming

Barnaby Joyce, his face a vivid shade of puce, looking for all the world like an office-supplies salesman who has just been kicked out of a bar for groping the waitress and is arguing his case to be allowed to go back inside to finish his drinks.

Particularly unnerving when regarding the people they put up as exemplars of the master race

Photo of Angus Taylor and Jane Hume at the Centre for Independent Studies that might be possibly the whitest two people ever captured together on camera at the whitest gathering of people ever assembled. Their smiles suggest they are either about to sell you some dodgy time-share or are to ask you whether you have hear the good news of this cult they have just joined.

"Would you be interested in becoming an Amway independent business owner"?

Screenshot of my facebook memory from 7 years ago that reads "Fuck it annoys me when yanks think everyone on Facebook is another yank. Get over yourselves, you're not the only English speakers on the planet."

Ugh. And they're still like that.

He reckons he is.

Lol I can

He's a sook, and a knob. People who take correction as a personal attack shit me.

I'm sure you don't want to be addressed how we address each other because if you're clutching pearls at seppo, you'd get the vapours at cunt. And don't blame autism for not getting it, there are people on the spectrum here too. Me, for example.

You know just cos they're usually wrong, doesn't make you right about this. You've chosen to take it as an insult and won't change your mind despite being corrected, and it's _that_ bullshit attitude that makes us detest arrogant seppos like you. 1/2

It probably doesn't.

I mean, yeah, the polymer notes are good, but I love tapping my phone. So much easier to keep track of money.

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Op has nothing to do with Republicans. We're not a republic, and Liberals here are the bigger party of the 2 party coalition that they have to form to be competitive against Labor.

There were already political parties before Federation, what are you on about?

Op isn't USian, and blue is the further right party here.

We don't have that party in Australia.