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Do we have a time traveler at Mariners/Tigers tonight?

Vladimir Guerrero Junior in midair, in the process of a headfirst slide to home plate.

I mean, this is fuckin awesome

study shows 99.999% of earth’s water and energy—that could be used to advance AI—is being squandered by people who haven’t developed a single LLM

I hate to say it but you may be in a Mark Wahlberg movie.

Half the "reporters" in that room are getting their questions emailed to them by Stephen Miller each morning.

Just because it never got caught on camera doesn't mean John Elway wasn't a gold digger.

I also think guys like Miller are pushing hard on a lot of this because they're racing the clock. They know no one else can get away with what Trump does.

The Chiefs going 12-0 in one-score games last year and 0-3 this year is a clear omen the gods have abandoned them. It should be treated the same way ancient peoples treated solar eclipses and floods. They must sacrifice Harrison Butker at sunrise to rid themselves of evil

"It builds character."
"Good character?"
"Well...."

There's 2 guys in the Chiefs locker room that can get away with calling out Chris Jones, and they both need to do it after this kind of effort.

Damn, needed that big time.

Maybe just needed to get his sea legs back this year. Looked a lot better the past couple games.

Sam Altman’s AI empire will devour as much power as New York City and San Diego combined. Experts say it’s ‘scary’ | Fortune Andrew Chien told Fortune he’s been a computer scientist for 40 years but we’re close to “some seminal moments for how we think about AI and its impact on society.”

delete chatgpt and stop using generative AI 🖤🤍

Seems like a problem if you have to, but maybe?

And JuJu. Pats cut them both.

This is why you don't do things like declare that successful runs are over based on the first two games of the season.

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

funniest thing about this crew is that they claim membership in an elite group of sage truthtellers with superior bullshit detectors who are now pretending to be shocked that history's most infamous liar tricked them into campaigning for him

A few more seasons at the level he is now and we'll need to start having some "Jokic or Shaq" conversations.

Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons saying "It can be two things"

You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.

Really incredible we’ve lived to a point where the motivations of the villain in Tenet seem realistic.

This is why it sucks that all billionaires are evil perverts because this would be Tim Meadows’ full time job if I was a billionaire.

Tim Meadows is on Cameo

Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140

Bills gonna fuck around all night and somehow still win by 2 scores.

a blue and white penguin flexing his muscles with the words let it rip below him ALT: a blue and white penguin flexing his muscles with the words let it rip below him

Hans:

The best dementia. No one has ever seen dementia like this. People coming up to him, big tall, strong men, tears in their eyes, saying "Sir, please tell us if you know what month it is".

If this were a movie with Air Bud as one of the stars it would be too unrealistic and have to get re-written