Jayhawk88

Homer facepalm

The judge

I think I would start with the original trilogy, as 1-3 is really meant to tell backstory. Not sure how well they work without the 4-6 context, though it seems like younger gens look at them with more forgiving eyes.

You should not be filmed while recapping episodes of Star Trek Voyager, you should talk with your co-host over the computer while in a dark closet and wearing a veil

Nice! I liked RG3 with Mark Jones.

Group Policy is great, it's basically the LSAT for computer nerds.

Do you want to enable or disable "Cut off everyone's penis?"

Great! You selected Enable.

"Do you want to enable or disable this option, or put it into compatibility mode that dynamically selects cutting off everyone's penis?"

Dark magic. Cursed shit.

Gonna try to scoop my two 16 year olds with this info.

/lulz Dad

GET #13 ON THE HALL OF FAME

Tubi is the Chaotic Neutral of streaming channels

Also isn’t that Metcalf stretch on like it’s 35th year of construction improvements?

But hey, easy access to Cheesecake Factory after the game!

If you can afford to take Clarence Thomas to the Bahamas on a yacht it is!

When it’s overturned, you owe everyone who comments on the thread $50.

That dog has clearly never eaten in it's entire life.

So Say We All

And also he’s planning to never leave.

Futurama quote: “You and I are enemies now”

When I see someone has beaten me to posting this:

Highlight of the Jags season?

Battlefield 6 did just come out…

Oh no, Kyler, what you doin’?

Evolution of the KKK………..

He definitely gave himself the nickname “Kobe” too.

Isn't this the backstory for several "virus destroys the world/creates zombies" stories?

“No, see, you’re supposed to ask it things that you don’t already know the answer to!”

"A.i." doesn't empower anyone. It strips them of belief in themselves and the power of their own minds and hands and abilities and stories.

EVERY KID CAN DRAW. EVERY KID CAN TELL STORIES AND MAKE COMICS.

Fuck "A.i." for telling kids lies and making them less-than.

PICARD: Mr. Data, we need to discuss these anomalies in your latest reports DATA: Respectfully sir, the odds I would make a mistake in my work are 43,650,000 to- PICARD: On this map of the alpha quadrant you've labeled Klingon "Krisphon" and Vulcan "Vuvutrishpo" GEORDI: Captain, be reasonable! He's not supposed to be good at that. Just ask him to write another poem about cats

Every exec at every major corporation is delighted beyond words at what Trump and Co are doing to this country.

When this is over and order has (somewhat) been restored, they’re going to tell you how they wished they could have stopped it. Don’t you believe it for a second.

Quint from Jaws describing a sharks eyes, or perhaps those of an ICE agent, it's tough to say.

You just don't understand how important it is that the stock price go up 4% next quarter!

Sorry bud, we have this guy who threw 37 picks last year in 6 man and his name is Howitzer Sherman