Pointy

Obviously the videos themselves are inherently very hot but this just makes me want to demand more of them.

Awww 🥰

This is true. I have so much respect for sex workers, but this isn’t it. If it were I think I’d have to reexamine my business model 🤭

Also it feels like quite the flex to spend a lot of money to drag you to a rental dungeon so I can take a couple of notes from you…

It’s not that I need money, it’s that I want you to give me yours.

Very important.

I’ve taken a little time out from planning horrible* things to do to lovely people, so I can dig myself into a nice big hole with a scary play partner 😬

(*consensual)

This morning I couldn’t buy my child a Kinder egg becuase they were all transphobe wizard branded.

Have written to Kinder to explain why I chose something else instead.

(Point of clarification - this will be a consensual kink activity 🤭)

I have at least two lucky followers who should expect this in their imminent futures.

Either you know who you are, or it will be a delightful surprise.

cheers to the person at Boston Museum of Science who absolutely knows what they got away with

Exactly.

Much obliged ⚡️

Pls may I take the word ‘offerwank’ and subvert it for kink purposes? 🤭

And yet our phones will quite happily keep reminding us of those things we almost purchased but decided not to…

Almost like capitalism doesn’t have our best interests at heart.

Simon - sorry not sorry if this brings a bunch of other kinksters to you for their book buying requirements 😅

I’m a monster and Simon didn’t judge.

Not even *that* book.

He was very professional.

So he’s become my go-to for books I can’t ask for in person 🤭

Firstly I hope everything’s ok.

Secondly, this is brilliant. Enjoy the forthcoming stream of extremely cute nonsense ❤️

I split them up.

Every. Last. One.

This is 1000 pieces and I’ve found maybe a dozen pairs.

Interesting.

Do you mean the first pair is free but any subsequent pairs must be dismantled? Or all pairs are ok to keep but any pieces stuck together in groups larger than 2 need to go?

A hand holding two jigsaw pieces correctly joined together.

You open a new jigsaw and find two pieces still joined together from the production process. Do you:

A. Rejoice! You have been given the gift of a problem already solved.

B. Split them up and mix them in. Anything less is cheating.

I think the kink community generally thinks to discuss things that some vanilla people would take as a given.

e.g. before learning about consent in kink, I wouldn’t have asked for consent for a hug. Now I do.

This is true.

Fun fact - someone who enjoys being incredibly mean to you has visited the factory and seen vienetta production with her very own eyes. It’s extremely cool.

‘Like teenagers finding themselves alone for the first time…’

Beautiful description of a hot encounter ❤️

Today a new play partner learned what the word ‘bastinado’ meant.

Also today, I learned how fun it was to explain this to someone who’s tied to the bed whilst they have one of my hands gripping their ankle and my other hand holding a cane.

Oh come on now, this deserves more than a crumb…

Well done, this is excellent news.

(And only partially because I benefit from you being healthy and having a strong right arm 🤭)

Thank you but I kinda feel you have enough notes on this subject 🤭

Fear kink is one of my absolute favourites.