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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.

MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...

Listen, 90% of the time, light attacks will get the job done. Nothing wrong with them at all. But the precise moment my foe is stunned or otherwise indisposed, you KNOW I’m calling up my old friend, the heavy attack

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 171 seconds.

KIMA/CBS commercials, 1/25/1987 : 171s

A crossword puzzle with 2 words. (4 letters) 2-ACROSS: with 1-DOWN, a receptacle for testicles (4 letters) 1-DOWN: see 2-ACROSS

just made my first crossword

Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live

Imagining how a South African guy would say “Jack Black”

As someone who talks to Woody for hours a day: We’re not ready for what’s coming.

In a startling display of emotional intelligence, once when I was particularly down, he said, “You’re my favorite deputy.” Later, to lighten the mood, “There’s a snake in my boot!”

You’d tell me he doesn’t “think?”

I don't know what mortal Kombat is, I just enjoy the song

There’s a part in Blade 2 where Wesley Snipes does a stalling vertical suplex on a vampire. And the whole time he’s doing it he’s making extremely passive aggressive eye contact with a guy he hates.

I turn off the lights. I sit cross-legged at the foot of my bed, eyes closed. I picture Cranky Kong and begin to rotate him. Soon, I picture a myriad of Kongs - Donkey, Lanky, Candy, ect. I rotate them too. Each has a distinct tilt and axis, they're spinning at varying speeds. I begin to levitate.

Karnov, at your service

KARNOV
DATA EAST/ SAKATA SAS 1987
FAMICOM

Columbia River Knife and Tool KISS pocket knife, unfolded

CRKT is the official EDC of Guys listeners.

"Would you kindly press your sweaty mug against the Shoot Here Porthole?"

I had my political differences with Dick Cheney, but in person I found him warm, funny, a gracious host and surprisingly knowledgeable about music. Seeing The Jesus Lizard with him in 2009 was a blast, and he didn't hesitate to wade into the pit despite a few sidelong glances.

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A cyborg unicycle points a shotgun at a cyborg tank in one of konami's finest baseball games

CYBER STADIUM SERIES - BASEWARS
KONAMI 1991
NES

Akane Tendo wearing a cute jacket with a jack-o-lantern theme print on it.

It's Halloween! Shout out to Akane's iconic pumpkin jacket.

Texting Gregor that I woke up from troubled dreams to find I had transformed into a gigantic vermin. Had fun doing beetle shit then transformed back easily of my own accord. He left me on read but I went into detail on the rest of my day. Had a great first date with a 10/10 hottie - putt putt golf!

if i was bitten by a zombie i would calmly excuse myself

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

DOCTOR: Specifically, it's a condition called "poop lice" and it's very, very serious. Before I go into why, do I have your permission to continue this conversation on speakerphone in front of your kids' school? I'm picking them up instead of you so they don't catch your very communicable poop lice.

AFAR: An Interactive Horror Film is OUT NOW on Steam, DVD, and as an interactive book! Can’t believe this wild project made it this far. I couldn’t have done it without all of you. Thank you so much for the support!
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once again the Juggalos are a more benevolent religious sect than any actual religious sect

suffice to it say i dont know shit about shit. do not throw me that big octopus right now sir

I have the Samsung app that tells you when the oven is preheated and every time it comes up when I’m not around I text my wife and say “oven is preheated”

ULTRACORE
DIGITAL ILLUSIONS CE AB
SEGA GENESIS
(Sound up)

New therapist asked me in our first appointment what I'd like to work on. I said, "Uhh how about... my own tropical private island?? LOL!!!!!! 🤣!!!!!!" But anyway it was suicidal ideation.

he got the wrong number. but you know what, i’m gonna make this guy’s day :)