Old_Yeller

Lucky for me I can't read. I like the movie

YouTube video by Mark Lanegan - Topic I Wouldn't Want To Say

youtu.be/mnV45clEoY4?...

That's the one

Get fucked up and watch ANNIHILATION

Also my teenage hair was dumb as hell

Photo of Trump looking like a puss filled sac in a golf shirt

President sues Men's Health Magazine for calling him "a bloated postule of orange goo suspended in a slackened meat suit held together by skin tags and gristle, waiting for the top to pop into a mass of condiments, plastic seasoning packets, and terrible ideas."

You can teach a doctor to lead a man to an apple but you can't horse away a fish drink

Alphas sing the low parts because their extremely manly baritone voices can't operate in that high register

I've had quite enough of that fellow

A 1940 newspaper clip from the Springfield Leader and Press, declaring: Superman Poisoning American Children, Irate Nazis cClaim."

"Superman Arouses Teutonic Anger" reads the headline in the Amarillo Daily News"

The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?

That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.

My how times change ...

Oh Jesus. You're absolutely right

Seems like it was a slow process that picked up a lot of momentum since, about, oh, I don't know... 2016?

“I thought you said this was an erotic thriller”
“No, I said ‘a neurotic thriller’”
Onscreen: Paul Giamatti can’t escape being framed as a serial killer because the exonerating evidence shows him with spinach in his teeth and he won’t let anyone see it

Tearing up while mowing the lawn listening to Springsteen - Thunder Road seems like a supremely Midwestern Dad thing to do

There is nothing more annoying than listening to someone's Cartman impression

Just letting you know i pre ordered this in case you're keeping a tally

"This bomb is for women's rights! And this one is for the Gay community!" - a B2 pilot probably?

We all love tapered poles but he was the first one to say it and that's why we love him

The comfort of knowing you just put new AA batteries in and you can ignore everyone on the bus for the entire ride home

I knew my dad loved me but it's not the same as hearing it every day. I tell my kids this every day no matter how annoyed they are by it

This is the equivalent of a "Fun Size" candy bar

Goddamn she nailed the fuck out of this

Go on Facebook marketplace and on every item post a comment that says "I already have one"

Dunking Donuts

I'm not sure we appreciated Molly Shannon enough while she was on SNL

Not very often by the shooter

Need to get Golden out of 22 and into something good

I hope at some point the NBA becomes fun to watch again. Really inconsistent/bad officiating, team offense doesn't exist, team defense doesn't exist. I do still enjoy how chippy things get late in a 7 game series, though.

(Guy at his first rodeo) what exactly am I supposed to be doing here