@dantebanks.bsky.social
Retired. Which is a good job, because I'm REALLY lazy. Fan of music, radio, cycling and #THFC.
Nobody would take that bet.
26.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I recently fell on hard times and ended up staying at the YMCA.
It was pretty good, but I wouldn’t make a song and dance about it.
You've never looked prettier. 😍
26.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shagging season, innit. 😁
26.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Still awake.
I was suddenly famished, so I'm inhaling a packet of Cadbury Choc Sandwiches while watching Boss Level. 👍
Really slow internet. 😂
25.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go you. 👍❤️
25.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Operation done.
Still alive!
Result. 👍
I used to live in a tree house...
...until me and the landlord fell out.
I am up.
Who knew there were two 5 o'clocks in one day?!
Don't tease.
24.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
First play of a brand new album, tomorrow morning!
@chrishawkinsdj.bsky.social @bbc6.bsky.social 👁️💋
I won a 100m butterfly.
Can't get it through the front door.
Will this Six of the Best on BBC 6 Music ever end?
Please make it end!
Thank you. x
24.02.2026 10:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Packing for hospital tomorrow.
Have to remind myself not to pack like I'm going on holiday. 😏
Testing Bluesky’s new Bandcamp widget with absolutely no ulterior motives whatsoever.
delesosimi.bandcamp.com/album/the-co...
I love it.
23.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was you! I mentioned on here that I was listening to this, but couldn't remember who had recommended it. ❤️
23.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Motorbike stolen from Noel Park early this morning. If you see it, please get in touch.
23.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Bibi is good.
23.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0God is good.
23.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yep. 👍
23.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only had a blood test today. I was in and out in 15 minutes. 🙂
23.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"A few"?
23.02.2026 09:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brit awards hosted by Jack Whitehall.
Why?
Why that talentless cunt?
15 minutes my fellow noise addicts
22.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Thank fuck.
Playing those pricks is over for another season.
#COYS
#TOTARS
Thankfully, my beef bourguignon was way better than this performance from Spurs.
#COYS
#TOTARS
I've had to mute the commentary before I put my foot through the TV, hoping to connect with Peter Drury's head.
#COYS
#TOTARS
