Lucy

Cannot wait to see you, Dear England and a few cold Pinots love 

Genuinely thought he was eating a bag of chips

Tescos/Sainsburys are about £4.50 for the basic deal now. You can upgrade to nicer things for a bit more.

I cannot cope 😭. Feels unreal still!

JENNY! My heart

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Ah, a soft launch.
Yeah, I’m all over the country visiting a show on tour. It’s great, really, travelling around but takes up all my days off getting home again!

All good, really. Working too much but it’s ok. Channelling all my old Twitter energy into a Vinted habit.
Is the new place ok? Cats good?

Hey Joel. I’m not really online any more but fancied a scroll and found this. Sorry you’ve left our town. Hope you’re somewhere good.
Thank you for all your kindness to me & my boys. It meant so much.
May this new chapter be your best yet xx

Hard agree. I love Stephen Graham but I have to steel myself before watching anything “gritty” or “challenging”. I’m dealing with enough already.

Much more likely to cue up Brooklyn Nine Nine for my tenth rewatch.

It's Mothering Sunday in less than a fortnight. I'll be reading out the names of our #RememberedMums in church on the morning of Sunday March 30th. If you'd like to add your late mother's name, let me know. It can be oddly comforting to know her name will sound out once again. Reposts welcome. ❤️ 👑

Took a few photos at Shaboozey last night and it appears Joe Wicks is an unwitting photobomber

Meg Walsh #RememberedMums25
Thank you so much

King Charles should personally go on TV and say that the state visit is cancelled. Trump would absolutely explode and it would be the best moment of the year.

Thanks Milo, I should have screenshot it to make my point better. Definitely what I thought

(Sorry just read that back and it sounded a bit aggressive, didn’t mean to). I meant it feels like it’s targeting alcoholics. I think the rest of the boozers would find their own way to buying drinks online

Oh lord me too. I’d still do a whoosh though if it’d been around then.
Tell you why I think it’s bad - ubereats sent an ad for ‘Alcohol Affair’ as a notification. (Never ever ordered alcohol online btw). Who’s that for?

I do get it, but those prices? Whoosh, surely?!

I’m probably not the target customer but this feels exploitative. (It’s UberEats)

Table displaying the 'Goals Against per 90 Minutes' statistics for goalkeepers. David Raya of Arsenal leads with 0.88 goals conceded per 90 minutes, followed by Alisson of Liverpool at 0.95. Guglielmo Vicario of Tottenham is highlighted in third place with an even 1.00. The list continues with Matz Sels (Nottingham Forest), Martin Dúbravka (Newcastle United), Kepa Arrizabalaga (Bournemouth), Jordan Pickford (Everton), Ederson (Manchester City), Dean Henderson (Crystal Palace), and Robert Sánchez (Chelsea), with goals conceded ranging from 1.16 to 1.29.

Table displaying the 'PSxG-GA per 90 Minutes' (Post-Shot Expected Goals minus Goals Allowed per 90 minutes) statistics for goalkeepers. Guglielmo Vicario of Tottenham is highlighted in first place with a +0.27 rating. He is followed by Łukasz Fabiański (West Ham) at +0.19, Kepa Arrizabalaga (Bournemouth) at +0.18, and Matz Sels (Nottingham Forest) at +0.14. The list continues with Mads Hermansen (Leicester City), Ederson (Manchester City), Martin Dúbravka (Newcastle United), Jordan Pickford (Everton), Nick Pope (Newcastle United), and Robert Sánchez (Chelsea), with values ranging from +0.13 to +0.03.

Some lovely Vicario data. Not only is he 3rd in the Premier League for saves per 90 minutes, he is far and away the best shot stopper according to PSxG-GA per 90. At +0.27, it means, over a season, he saves around 10 extra goals compared to the league wide norm (38×0.27≈10 extra goals). #COYS

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If it’s true it won’t be long. I’m sure.
Just one day, one normal day supporting this club would be quite nice, wouldn’t it?

Not at all. Happy to disagree.

I don’t think normalising this treatment of young women is a good thing. I didn’t say anything about shame. Not prepared to debate it.

Oh Lordy, with this season don’t write it off as a possibility

Ugh, I take it you found out ☹️

Yeah same, sorry to tarnish this place! So bleak if true

Only 13 episodes of Bagpuss. 13 of Bod. 13 of Mr Benn. And we think *this* generation has problems with concentration and memory loss, we must have been so high on asbestos and second-hand smoke in the 70s that we couldn't remember what we saw last month.

Well this is upsetting