Helloo

Warning - if you’re calling for Alan Carr to replace Claudia, don’t forget he works with Amanda Holden

Just had the worst bacon sandwich of my entire life

Morning everyone!

Just arrived at the train station for a 1 hour journey and I’VE FORGOTTEN MY HEADPHONES. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.

Urgh, Stranded #totp

Just cleaned the porch windows as I have an Ocado delivery today instead of Asda

Family in fear after Tommy Robinson shares video of black man with white granddaughters Exclusive: Olajuwon Ayeni racially abused and falsely labelled a paedophile as far right weaponises clip of family in park

This is all becoming very dangerous and the Government's failure to show any kind of resistance to it is a disgrace www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

Confessions of a Brain Surgeon on BBC2 is utterly fascinating tv

Brush water that looks like tea

This is the most dangerous shade your brush water can be.

My teenager speaking to me v speaking to his mates when he's gaming

Camping in a tent after the sun goes down vs camping in a tent when the sun comes up

Thirty five years today since the greatest gig of my life. THIRTY FIVE!

Monie Love and Betty Boo sound identical #totp

Poor old London Boys #totp

I'm sure that dancer is in the Macarena video too #totp

a woman is standing in front of a group of people and says who 's that ? ALT: a woman is standing in front of a group of people and says who 's that ?

Headswim??? #totp

After several hours of the neighbours filling up their pool, just heard their child splashing in it and shouting 'Mum I'm having a poo!'

🎵 High on a hill stood a moany boat turd 🎶

Daryl Hall wins the Live Aid Battle of the Mullets. Outstanding styling.

Forgot I’d put a bag of potatoes in the pantry

UTA dropped Bob Vylan but represents Chris Brown just so you know where the line of acceptability is

CMAT really is quite spectacular

Don't forget to rinse out every jar and tin you finish, guys x

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The wind just lifted my dress above my head at the parcel lockers. I didn't look like the image below.

Might make another cup of tea but think I’ll boil the water this time

A wombat undermined our house to build his burrow. Nearly $50k in foundation repairs, plus $200 in chicken wire to keep him out. Now he’s done the same thing to the shed, so $5k to build a new shed on the other side of the property. Here he is, old Fat Bastard himself.. Edit: it’s wild how many people are suggesting we “get rid” him... Apart from it being very much illegal, the idea would just never even cross my mind. It’s his home too. He’s now settled in his new burrow, and our house is wombat-proofed. The worst he does now is dig up my potatoes.

There's a thread on AskReddit asking, "People who have had to drain their life’s savings on a single event, what happened?"

99% of the answers are depressing American stories about medical bills, 1% is an Australian who found a wombat burrowing under their house.

What’s your sign?

Screenshot of a newspaper article with a picture of a rock star and the words “James Lowe, singer of psychedelic rock trailblazers the Electric Prunes, dies ag…”

I really want that last word to be ‘again’

Re: my plea for work. I also do commissions for artwork - this thread isn't a bad place to start (perfect for birthdays, anniversaries etc). Also see this page for further info and for pricing. firstlastanything.co.uk/about

Thank you.