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@cookpasstim.bsky.social

Spurs for life. Cause of death: Spurs COYS

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It's innocent enough

11.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Improvement on last year I guess

10.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He should post more on here because his Spurs takes are dog egg

10.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Big yes

10.11.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Facts we already knew:

The press are cunts

The police are cunts.

Blood on hands

10.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can she throw a kettle over a pub?

10.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Caroline Flack documentary on Disney is really heartbreaking

10.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If they do they they probably won’t need the green share

10.11.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most people know they aren't. Just think there isn't an actual right answer.

10.11.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No!!

Wait, back in a minute.

10.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this too.

Threw up before I could reply

10.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

... Officer.

10.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Long card number and CVV

10.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree in principle but have spied the amount of rain coming this warm week and would prefer to wear a scarf.

10.11.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We know he's stupid enough, hope we aren't.

10.11.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only based on 2 episodes but I’m so in.

09.11.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The morning

09.11.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How can you be unhappy about one of our main goal threats?

09.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never been grabbed by something as quickly as Pluribus. Not true of all Vince Gilligan’s work.

09.11.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The right wing has forced out a right winger from the BBC for not being right wing enough and will now talk more about the BBC not being right wing enough in right wing papers and right wing talk shows that hate the BBC for not being right wing enough

09.11.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Football fans are thick.

09.11.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well hung what?

09.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2 missed pens and a sending off so far this week in my FPL.

I need the international break more than most

09.11.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He blocked me for a while after a totally pointless discussion, he then unblocked me, followed, unfollowed, followed etc. I’ve just ignored him since the block.

It’s not just Frank discourse, it’s anything that isn’t purely happy clap.

09.11.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

08.11.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7734    πŸ” 890    πŸ’¬ 181    πŸ“Œ 95
You wouldn't mix two meme (in steal a car font) formats for a joke (in ZOhran font)

You wouldn't mix two meme (in steal a car font) formats for a joke (in ZOhran font)

we're synthesising

08.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.11.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Where's your fucking poppy?"

08.11.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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