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just got ID’d to buy a sharpie (i didn’t have it) and sadly told them i was 30 yesterday and they were like oh fuck sorry here you go happy birthday

Imagine quibbling over the definition of poverty when your party is seeking election in Gorton? On a different planet.

a dexter kill room themed cake. there is a man made of fondant with a little knife in his chest attached to a bed which is a chocolate bar. his severed fondant legs lay nearby

look at the dexter cake my mam made me 😭😭

my mam sent me a video of my dad holding the cat like a baby while my sister brushes his belly and my mam stands filming and laughing with joy and i’m just obsessed with the whole family just fawning over the little king

this eraser has SO MANY CORNERS

“can anyone design me a tattoo?” yeah, your tattoo artist

boyfriend told me off for downloading a random exe file in case i bricked my PC but but LOOK !!!!!!! THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!

there’s a computer game i played as a kid that i’ve had vague memories of my whole life that i’ve never been able to remember, i just asked my big sister and she started SCREAMING in a restaurant because i had unearthed a hidden memory for her and anyway im now playing run turkey run (2001)

the worst part of turning 30 is realising i remember my mother turning 30 and no way was that bitch the same age as my gremlin ass

i have once again vastly underestimated a cleaning task

had a very long and vivid realistic dream and woke up yearning for a boy i loved when i was 16

i was going to colour this but i’m scared to ruin it ??

thanks for your help. if you need me i’ll be trying to dig a tunnel directly through the roots of my plants

yes, very good. permission to bite the fingers of the hand that feeds?

ahhh i’m the 15th! as you are one day older than me i will now revere you as an all-knowing elder

omggg when’s ur birthday? but also i’ve felt 30 since i was 27 so it’s fine

A small pill-shaped container made to look like a cat with no face. It has cat ears on the lid and tiny round paws on the bottom. It has white and orange markings. The top third of the container is a removable lid

An ikea living room set showing five cat containers in various spots. This one has black and white markings

important update from the ikea catalog

oh no i’m down to the final week of being in my 20s now

i’m preparing myself to leave the house but i still don’t know if im going to leave my street and go left, and thus to the gym, or right, to the corner shop and the chippy

dealing with the consequences of my own actions (i ate too many sweets today and i feel sick)

look at my cat aged 5 vs aged 18 😭😭😭

look i love watching 80s and 90s tv but the white women have zero curves

after 2 years of nagging her, my mam is finally getting the stray cat she’s taken in neutered tomorrow 😎

a great tit just landed on the canal path right in front of me and i got such a good look before he flew away!!! they’re always too fast to see so i am very pleased

theres a factory that makes all the bread for the supermarkets not far from my house and i can always tell if the wind is blowing north or south based on if i can smell bread when i leave my house. it is both useful and mouthwatering

i regret working on making my tokay no longer fear me. i would like her to go back to hiding from me actually

watching old blink182 music videos and thinking bout how much 12 year old me loved tom delonge

i thought this was cute so looked up the full page. spoiler alert: don’t.

i feel this one so hard. if you don’t live on the rochdale-didsbury line it’s not gonna work out

Buster the Chahoua gecko hanging from his ceiling

buster baby what is you doing 🦎