Pegis

Arsenal Headball Club

Worrying signs for Arsenal as both goals have come from open play. Surely not sustainable

we throw the term “Medieval mindset” around a lot but believing you can hasten Christ’s return via some newfangled but stupid idea is about as Medieval as it gets

I hope Gabriel and his wife weren’t planning on more kids. His nuts were just vaporized on the post.

Times have changed because all the anti-Zohran attacks are connecting him with the boogeyman Hasan instead of Nick

He humped that into the net.

a man is sitting in a chair with his feet up and eating a hamburger ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his feet up and eating a hamburger

GYOKERES! 3-0

MARTINELLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve never seen Greg Guttfeld sit in a chair and have his feet touch the ground. How he gets to be on tv while dangling his legs like a child is beyond me.

Power wash these nuts, pal

There has been an antifa terror attack in Fansville

Any chance that Semenyo was a childhood Arsenal fan secretly longing for his chance?

But the 4th 3 hour film is where the world building really will start to pay off!

Trossard simply isn’t allowed to score when he starts.

Depending on kickoff times, I can sneak a 10 minute halftime nap.

Leo Trossard aka the football Mariano Rivera

So does every shooter just write their motive on the bullets now? They're going to put out detectives out of a job.

This is real btw

That’s playoff baseball

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?

ME: Slay the Spire.

CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?

ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.

CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?

ME: Now hold on a second,

shit ain’t over til it’s over

Jesus just showed up at my house. I’m very nervous

Gooning during the rapture is not only condoned, but encouraged.

All my admirers came out to see me and watch the Arsenal. Really cool

Tom Homan aka the sentient bug bite.

What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?

I personally always assumed that Kash Patel would be a competent and invaluable FBI director. That’s my bad

Damn man I was thinking it really DOES seem today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv. makes you think...