Tony

Weird to watch us lose and still be broadly positive. Keeper situation beyond dire but Mbeumo/Cunha/3CBs all looked great. Stretford End looking beauts in the sunshine probably helped too.

William Sitwell John Torode’s sacking ‘over a rap lyric’ puts all middle-aged men like me at risk

How come rap artist Dr. Dre can use the 'n' word on his multi-million selling albums and win a MOBO award, yet when I used it at my son's football match I was asked to leave the park? Once again, it's one law for the rich and another for the poor

An incredible homage to the classic Viz letter in today’s Telegraph

haha the whole page is crazy en.wikiquote.org/wiki/George_...

When you discover a year-old potato in the back of the pantry cupboard:

Incredible

Hair Loss: Myth Vs. Fact MYTH: Baldness is caused by too much testosterone. FACT: Baldness is caused by too little hair.

Hair Loss: Myth Vs. Fact
theonion.com/hair-lo...

After 33 years of people (subconsciously, actively, desperately) wondering where the iconic commentary sample in the Gazzetta Football Italia title music came from....

Genuinely thought you had a snail on there for a moment

the one time I make conclave and they put me in the group of death

If you’re wondering how popular Scott McTominay is in Naples, numerous images of him as the new Pope have gone viral this week

Don't make me tap the sign #ParisRoubaix

Give Ganna back his stage

It's infuriating!

Insane how well Pedersen is going at #RVV25. That Pog attack on the Taaienberg looked like absolute torture to follow

Obviously I meant Gent Wevelgem...

Also, how come we never get to see the chase from the peloton/groups further back? The result of the race was settled ages ago, would have liked to see the scrap behind.

I would say the novelty of watching MVDP turn on the power for 30 seconds on the Kwaremont, and then just ride threshold for an hour on his own, 3 times a year has actually worn off now. Fair play to him but it's not thrilling, is it.

Why are we looking at Catalan hills whilst E3 is actually, literally happening right now? Who is making these decisions!?

Been out a few times this year and not encountered this. Maybe everyone you passed was just on the limit and couldn't reply...

Yer ma does her own MOTs

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time

ret @rad_milk when someone offers me a scrumptious morsel, you know i'm on my "don't mind if i do" type shit

Ten Nigella Lawson recipes that sound like banned WWE moves.
1. Sunday Night Chicken Noodle
2. Red Slump
3. Clapshot With Burnt Onions
4, Mackerel Teriyaki
5. Onion Mulch
6. Coq au Riesling
7. Bang Bang Turkey
8. The Liquorice Cheesecake
9. A Hoisin Quail
10. The Boozy British Trifle

Can't believe I just watched footage of a 1989 tour de france rider grabbing an officer's service weapon mid stage. And eurosport expect people to pay £30 a month when this doesn't happen anymore?

If Big Johnny Milan doesn't win AT LEAST E3 I will be stunned. He's in unreal shape

If there's a more vegetal sporting trophy than the Gordon Bennett Cup, then I've yet to see it.

I'm not convinced TNT/Warner Brothers actually want people to watch their channels. £31 a month for *some* premier league football and a load of sports that are not that popular in the UK feels like when a builder comes to measure up your new kitchen and quotes you £30k for some cupboards.

#CyclingBlueSky