Shah of Blah

One great thing about having a chest wound is you can walk around with a real "what are ya gonna do to me, stab me in the chest?" attitude. I'm just here to remind you that one can have two chest wounds, so you may wanna say,"What are you gonna do to me, stab me in the chest TWICE?"

somebody call adult rock and tell him to come get his dumbass kid.

Avril Lavigne sitting atop a chartreuse colored anvil in front of the same color background.

anvil lavigne: thread

Inside of an empty passenger aircraft, with the slide fully deployed and twisted all over the place. Date on photo is 12/9/2003

This is why they don't let me sit near the emergency doors now

If anyone deserves a statue or Nobel Peace Prize it’s Greta Thunberg.
Another strong woman that pisses off Shitler.

What if Waldo wants to be lost because he’s had it with his life?

Beetlejuice in Vertumnus by Giuseppe Arcimboldo.

put a twist on some famous artwork: thread

HOT SINGLES in Your Area … are unemployed because your Government isn’t doing enough to create jobs for them.

Gravity just doesn’t give up.

The first rule of Book Club is that you always talk about The Book Club.

Welcome to autumn. Now you can play:
Is that dead leaves? or dog poo? maybe mushrooms? or…a dead animal?

When they insist you pick a side, choose homicide.

Chronic disillusionment and continued reassurances that it’s all in our heads …

Somewhere in grovel, a ‘lover’ is jumbled up.

I wanted to make a grief journal but the blank pages were too overwhelming.

Will you be the toot toot horn to my engine as it runs through foggy wilderness called Life?

You’ll see a lot of people here talking of ‘Deep State’.

With their heads so far up the posterior of their Leader Supreme, that’s the only State of existence they can think of.

The most beautiful thing is that more than our actions, it’s our inaction towards certain things that defines our political ideology.

Make a movie druggy

Snortin' In The Rain

[Also possibly: Snortin' In The 'caine]

Make a movie druggy

One Flew Over The Cocaine’s Nest

make a movie druggy

the dank knight

Make a movie druggy

Puffy the Vampire Slayer

Look at you putting the uff in insufferable …

I contained multitudes yesterday; it's your turn to do it.

Gandalf as Iman in an almost white cape/poncho top on the cover of Vogue magazine.

magazine covers featuring new faces: thread

Danny Devito walking his Penguin character from Batman instead of his dog.

celebrities out walking characters they’ve played instead of their dogs: thread

maybe the real rapture was the conspiracy theories we made along the way

It would be a really good idea to move the UN headquarters out of the USA.

Single-panel cartoon by Ellis Rosen. An empty bed with a "thought-bubbie" above it that depicts a man with his arms raised standing in front of a stile. There's three sheep standing on their hind legs around him. One is pointing a gun at him - the caption is: "Now jump."