His Majesty: The Spinach

Make up your mind Chris Quinn

Should downtown sheriff’s patrols end after chase fatalities? Editorial Board Roundtable So is ending the downtown patrol — which has confiscated numerous weapons, including an AR-15 — the wisest response, forcing Cleveland police to pick up the slack? Would improving Cuyahoga County's hi...

Oh and cleveland-dot-com released an "editorial board roundtable" shortly thereafter in which all but one of their editors said ending the downtown safety patrol would be a mistake: www.cleveland.com/opinion/2025...

Maybe it was because when council members introduced legislation back in April to pause the downtown safety patrol they were accused by local and state officials of defunding the police.

“Reckless beyond belief:” Why won’t Cuyahoga council end out-of-control downtown patrol? Controversial downtown patrol unit created by Chris Ronayne faces mounting scrutiny after second innocent bystander dies in high-speed chase led by same deputy.

@cleveland.com Interesting headline. I wonder why?🤔
www.cleveland.com/news/2025/08...

Less "enshittification" and more "dipshittification," amirite?

Is this a thing? I've lived in 4 states (blue and red) and never heard of it. Or is this one of those things that is only known to cause cancer in the state of California?

We need to acknowledge the fact that the most irresponsible drivers will just jailbreak their cars to get around the limit.

Does chanting a satanic mass into ChatGPT allow you to commune with the dead? Asking for a friend.

Is it the midsommar tree topper?

We're just a cowl or two away from Damon Lindelof's Watchmen

I don't think this is inconsistent with Ezra's thesis at all. Everything bagel liberalism is only bad when it hinders imperfect (but clearly net-positive) projects from happening at.

It's not about avoiding positive synergies, it's about not letting the perfect be the enemy of the good.

Entrance barriers seem to be the best metric IMO.

You CAN spend thousands of dollars over time on even cheap hobbies, but if you want to take up, say, skiing you're going to be dropping most of that money up front.

Conversely you can access 80% of all video game content for $500-1k, or even less.

Gifts and Entertainment

Both federal and state laws prohibit (and in some cases criminalize) public employees and officials who accept of gifts of value from improper sources, regardless of whether any explicit quid pro quo exists.

Accuracy matters you doofus

www.ncsl.org/ethics/legis...

www.justice.gov/jmd/gifts-an...

Mayor Quimby angrily yells at Homer Simpson: "Simpson, you idiot! You spent your entire year's budget in a Month! Your department's broke!

Fitting that the new pope is a fan of the Chicago Cubs since, like the Catholic Church, Cubs fans think in centuries.

Police shootings would only be allowed when needed to impress your crush

yes sir, I will do what you tell me

This is not an example of an Oxford comma. The Oxford comma is a serial comma used when writing a list. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_...

This usage is a bracketing comma. www.sussex.ac.uk/informatics/...

I don't think he'd have much to say on the subject, but you know he'd be prepared for unforeseen consequences.

Doesn't the law have a five-year statute of limitations for the fines? And it's $5k per user x 170 million US users?

Google and Apple are making a big bet that the next administration will have the same "vibes" as the current one.

Don't sleep on my man Larry Hughes.

If basketball-reference tracked near-3-pt-attempts-with-one-toe-on-the-line he'd be topping the charts.

Some Pigs are more equal than others.

Huh?

Nothing in Jon's post or the article he shared talk about trans rights in any meaningful way. There's only one oblique reference in the article to trans issues when it references changing "gender orthodoxies."

What am I missing?

If Bernie has his finger to the pulse of the nation, why did Harris outperform him in his home state?

If you can't forcefully condemn illiberal right wing movements that demonize the press as the "enemy of the people" what value is "independence"?

If you obey in advance, what are you good for??

I'm guessing it's the speedrunning reference

This is inaccurate. The state party chooses a replacement to fill the vacancy, but his name remains on the ballot

www.ncleg.gov/EnactedLegis...