Neil Aitken

Adorable, great job.

Messaging someone on LinkedIn is an inherently hostile and offensive act, if they aren't actively looking for work. So the first one.

It's pronounced bouquet.

Brewdog, it hasn't got what plants crave.

Think you want @robmanuelyeah.bsky.social

I realise now that when I came back from summer holidays with bleached hair and an eyebrow piercing (ooh, so edgy) I should have gone to the local paper to complain.

I tend not to keep the company of bigots, even if I'm related to them, doesn't seem that hard.

People using these glasses will be at a significant social disadvantage compared to those who don't look like complete fucking losers.

Wouldn't want to accidently ID any of their colleagues.

a car tire with a guitar strapped to it, along with a hat, wig, and sunglasses arranged to resemble the famous guitarist Slash

oh my god someone slashed our tire

Garage? Well la di da Mr Frenchman. I just call him the 5 car-hole c**t

I'm sure he'll be out of prison and back in hospital in no time.

What if the real Silksong was all of the steam store errors we made along the way?

With a cranium of that magnitude he can generate terrible takes faster than the average bigot, he and his gigantic head must be stopped.

RIP to Valve's web team, god speed little devs.

I was on the store page, hit refresh right on the hour, instant steam error.
It broke steam instantly and hard.

Not my own Lenny!

Shaved head and beard is always a good look, I got used to it pretty quickly.

Anything can be a door if you axe it hard enough.

Oh that's not fair, crypto is also excellent for ponzi schemes and pump and dumps.

The new tik tok trend, drinking from a lead cup while refusing to wear a seatbelt.

Trump won't see all of your posts celebrating his inevitable demise, but somebody will probably tell him, and that's very funny.

I finally managed to get a Mounjaro prescription on the NHS, they have about 5 years worth of evidence for its efficacy and side effects. Maybe I'll get super cancer 20 years down the line, but the diabetes and obesity would probably get me first so I'll take my chances.

I mean if anyone was going to do it, it would be Razer.

Thousands of people remembering they never actually finished Hollow Knight?

Did RFK Jr accidentally ban hair dyes as well?

Ebay Nasir.

Welcome to the club, your life will never be the same.
First recipe suggestion is to put it on fried eggs.

ABG, Always Be Grifting.

The financial devastation would surely be noticed by the wife? Maybe that's a separate fess "I spent our retirement on orks"