The MacSloplin Group

this post is waiting until he dies to manumit his slave holdings

I am Sloplaird, and this is my digital manse.

Star wars reboot

everyone being catostrophic or whatevs about this needs to chill. AI just wants to win. can you fault it for that?

people take one look at John Cairn and are like “oh yeah that’s bisexual this is a girl thing” WRONGBO SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER *doakes voice* Karen is for the fellas all my homies just want to get to the peak and finally give themselves permission to die. to surrender. to lay down their burdens. ALL.

bro
it’s cool yeah no totally not gay to want to touch eternity, even for an instant. being part of a whole is hetero af

you’re real for this one

here's my takeaway on Slay the Princess

there is a bird outside my house RIGHT NOW that is repeatedLY cawing, in clear well-enunciated english: GLERBY GLIMP

💅

Europeans sure are cocksure about abuse 🤭 Tell me— was the editing out of a mention of Palestine also derived from this superior European innocence of racial abuse?

screencap of youtube thumbnail for puppy play son gg

hey did you know they made song for you! ? even says dog instead of god pawsible you know that kind of thing

thank you parker for sharing this around so we can homicidally ideate about fucking [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

no way in hell [redacted] survives if he comes [redacted]. I’ll [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] if [redacted] shows his [redacted] [redacted]

there is if you add sh from busybox. it’s not impossible or even hard. it’s useful for dev builds. obv you don’t want busybox utils in a prod container

you’re real for this one. i’m not sure it’ll play out like that, though.

at the mental hospital and they’ve got sacred geometry patterns on the seat cushions. stop trying to fffuckin cleanse my aurra

thank you real linux patriot 🫡

calling it: every single interaction with “tiktok” was with an LLM, there was no living person in the loop at all, ever. it’s become sloptok. there’s no human at the wheel of the company besides an ellisonian skeleton crew. it’s all dead internet theory

Cairn is probably the best game I’ve come across since, at least, Elden Ring. Just amazing from start to finish. The only thing I want from it is More. More systems, more mountains, more of Aava being a Difficult Person who just wants to Go All The Way and die on top of a freezing rock. Spectacular💫

i know right. imagine admitting this shit out loud. they’re really feeling themselves. i hope someone publishes details personal and logistical information and documentation about his life in an unredactable public venue.

RESURRECT JOHN BROWN AND GIVE HIM POWER ARMOR

endocrine gangstalker

i’m satoshi kon’s greatest hater.

filed under “the weird future-present”

never occurred to me a rando (of unknown skill or provenance) would use the lying machine to attain “xkcd table leg FOSS slave” status for needed Rust crates, but it’s alr happening now. the LLM responds to issues. fixing a bug via the compute of some1 else’s claude sub. maybe get it to add a sploit

the banks are out of money

saying this as a cis white man, as well.