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Reminder to self:

not everyone gets to make pizza with a beautiful woman on a monday night but i will happily pick up the slack

we need a Vlad the Impaler of the left

nice pair of jeans, let me guess they fit just right? of course

Aw fuck I deleted the original animal transformation thread. Whops. Oh well the choices are all logged #logged

Spiritually yes

AAAHHHHHHHHH

nice mort, let me guess it's la petite? of course

Gonna go find a mud pit to wallow in

Whops

Babe can you please Buddhistly take your panties off from under your miniskirt and sit on my lap on the train, I wanna check something

the sun is clearly fake

Busy thinking about various shit

Mine's a yoofanism

☠️

I am gonna die

These deep breaths aren’t really working

Coffee

We ball

My phone autocarrots to ‘fuckeng’ with the e now, lol

My heart has never once been moved by a "web-comic"

jojo tweet saying he’s gonna repost stuff he’s been jacking off and cumming to lately, followed by a jojo repost of Ken Klippenstein talking about how many fake national emergencies the WH has declared

Everyone has their own kinks ig

You know the drill. Hacked

Babe paleeese don’t wear your elf ears on our public outing today, it’s not appropriate for me to be hard at the plant nursery on a Monday

Ok I’m doing it, you’re an inspiration

Lol wow I forgot about her. No she bathed in radiation and now the normal coffee turns nuclear as it travels through her digestive tract

What if we drank a nuclear amount of coffee today @everyone

I’m picturing it! I’m picturing!!!!

Liking like I know what this means. Good job

Sure

You're such a true bug babe, I love your common arrangement of piercing-sucking mouthparts