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Vanishing into an ancient wood

Do we live in the same neighborhood bsky.app/profile/snak...

Thoughts @neildegrassetyson.com ?

Wish I could retweet this a million times, YOU DO NOT MISS WALMART XBOX DEMOS YOU MISS BEING 9-YEARS-OLD

people trick themselves into thinking certain things that actually suck ass were good because they experienced them as children. Poltergeist, Gamecube controllers, the list goes on

Filling up my bathtub with pickle juice

Yes

something needs to change for the better soon or i’m gonna crash out in a dazzling way

going to the groupchat where everyone sends pictures of rainbows they see and asking if they ever get tired of bothering me

Ball is life haus

I goggled

Turns out it means something else too

If your first reaction to this wasn't Traded Player Exception you're a casual

Truck driver united state

It brings me great joy that the ‘hacked’ is spreading

Nothing changes

As it was with Tron: Legacy

This evil is so fuckeng booty

i heard evil is booty

Babe can you come over and be a little freak on me

They're saying evil is booty

evil is booty

We need to save the fuckeng earth!

I remember so clearly my friend in 3rd grade drew a wolf character and named him Frank D. Wolf and I thought that was the most genius thing I'd seen in my 9 years

When I die I want my wikipedia page to have a section titled "The Day of the Long Shower"

You are like a prodigal son to me except you're not prodigal or my son but everything else the same

It's long shower Tuesday

It's stay-in-bed Tuesday

It's my head hurts Tuesday

Any @femalerespecter69.bsky.social