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How did you know

20.02.2026 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought you people knew me.

20.02.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The answer was nothing to say

20.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Famously,,, no

20.02.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God I wish

20.02.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would never have Gwyneth Paltrow's head. Not my style

20.02.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess what I have

20.02.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Egzaaakly

20.02.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just put more tacos in the mail for you

20.02.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So true. Like I got shot in the neck and died and now I have to live with that pain

20.02.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly right. Which I know because I had a dream where I was in an old war once and I got shot in the neck

20.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Moral of this story is don't eat more corn mash than you can handle or you might get rolled down a hill

20.02.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
20.02.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

You're supposed to say this in the same voice as the guy in the intoxicated pig video asking his intoxicated pig "are you messed up girl"

20.02.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

He's a real glurped out man
Sitting in his glurped out land

20.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lap ass top damn

20.02.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ypeels πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

20.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like this tweet to mingle and have much fun health relationships βœŒοΈβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯

20.02.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you glurped out girl

20.02.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Lemme tell ya about a beautiful lady called dorcas creg…

20.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

-alt text on my new bot follower’s selfie

20.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking for someone serious that’s ready to mingle and have much fun health relationships βœŒοΈβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯

20.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Girl with the Damaged Amygdala

20.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What would horses do

20.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Who are you talking to

20.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello do you wanna come over and endure the horrors in a defensive crouch together later

20.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling down? You probably need to engage your ass muscles more when you walk

20.02.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Babe... babe... babe...

20.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to use our bodies

20.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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