Steph Yack

If I started a substack, would anyone read it? 🤔

Why be sad on vacation? I don't want sad vacation.

Just had a very grumpy & unprofessional outburst, then immediately got my period. Fuckin' stereotypes.

O I really wish I could stay home and blow my nose all night.

I just want it to be chilly again so my kitties will snuggle with me.

My perfect little beanie baby is sleeping in her carrier. I love my lil Pepper.

I think I haven't used this as much because I finally have someone to tell all my dumb thoughts to.

Ok, I'm ready to go home now.

I do love the Next Gen episodes where Data gets a little more human. He's so adorable.

You know things are gonna get sneaky when Lt Warf puts on his turtleneck.

If I wasn't so ~healed (aka stoned), a lot of the shit my future mother-in-law says about her body would be very offensive.

I need a real cozy hibernation station, right meow.

Making my future father-in-law watch the XFiles with me so I, A. Don't have to talk to him and B. Get to watch the XFiles.

Dang, I love the X-Files so deeply and the Native American mysticism trope is Not Great™

Just took a poop without being stalked by 3 cats and now I'm sad.

I hate when strange old men talk to me.

I think I've "hey, you need a guy"d too close to the sun. 😩

Just talked to my dad for 45 minutes and we barely spent any time going "yup, so..." at each other. Proud of us.

Y'all I would be such a good nepo baby. Any rich peeps want to adopt me and fund my lifestyle?

Being covered in cats is the best feeling. I love my little snuggle beans.

My mother is an exhausting creature.

Where do musical theaters peeps get all their energy from? Can someone bottle it and put it in pill form for me?

I do wish my apartment wasn't slowly (or not so slowly) falling apart.

Wowie zowie, I'm very good at making myself feel bad.

My hair looked really good today, despite the general air of despair.

I think I need to be less informed.

I may have found the perfect Christmas shirt for my boyfriend. 😈😈

Still trying to figure out a clever first post...