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my largest asset is a giant ceramic bowl shaped like a cabbage leaf that i use as my “garbage bowl”. you can pry it out of my cold, dead, garbage hands

the children yearn for a Charles Ponzi biopic directed by Wes Anderson

me sitting in a blue recliner in my parent’s house in 2014. i’m wearing - white cold-shoulder top and black leggings. my hair is in a side pony

a closer look at this icy shoulder

the shoulders? FREEZING

it’s crazy how much older i looked in my early 20s. though to be fair, i was deep in the closet and brainwashed to think i needed a husband & cold-shoulder tops

a screenshot of the post with the dog that looks like it’s dipping out of view

the photo preview looks like he’s slowly ducking out of view & it’s adorable

What are my dreams telling me…

no

graphic design but i had an edible:

graph-lit des-high-n

this is the best answer

a fluffy cloud that sort of looks like a swan or an eighth note. i really don’t know which.

can’t decide what this cloud looks like: a swan, an eighth note? the world may never know

halloumi ❤️

just a reminder that just like disability looks different for everyone, accessibility does too!

gonna start making Niles Crane thirst edits & no one but God can stop me

last one (& i truly feel bad about this) there used to be molded “body parts” of the Blue Men sticking out of the wall & a kid asked me what it was & i told him the Blue Men were trapped in the walls

he STARTED CRYING and i hastily said “OH no no they’re waiting upstairs for you - they’re fine!”

i would also sometimes talk in a British accent and see if anyone would call me out on it. only one person did.

i also told difficult patrons that “i could lose my license” if they didn’t follow the rules. i didn’t have any license. i was an usher

ok now that blue man group in Boston is closing i can tell you all that when i worked there, i told patrons that there was a Pink Lady Group “coming soon but it’s still in production” and wore a pink bow on my shirt in solidarity with PLG, bc honestly idk i liked to lie

i’m wearing an orange sleeveless dress with a sunflower bag strap across my chest, a crocheted pink, orange and white bandana, and a black moon pendant necklace

wearing an all orange outfit to Blue Man Group bc it’s their rival colors

mirror selfie holding my iced coffee. i’m wearing high-waisted light denim shorts, purple house sandals, a green knit tank, a crocheted pink, orange and white bandana, and a purple ice pack on my wrist. it’s chronic pain but in a sexy summertime way

my body hurts but i’m hot & have iced coffee so it’s all good~

i only use Karen energy to complain to car drivers when they’re blocking a bus stop bc fuck cars 😌

in hindsight being a social media manager is kind of the only career path that makes sense for someone who spent hours making Death Note edits in 2007

a toy i have of the ladybug from A Bug’s Life, putting up his dukes

mood

i finished it. it includes “HOT TO GO!”, “Abracadabra”, and “APT.” yes it’s cringey, but i’m still proud dammit

i have to make a song mashup for work & i feel like i did in 2008 when i supported Glee and yes, i lowkey hate myself rn

i just want tattoos all over my body 😭

i am a water bottle and tattoos are my stickers

Y’all REALLY liked my last illustration!

I will have stickers of this design available soon 👀

ha ha HA HA i have one more day to put off a mildly annoying errand

i’m holding a flower shaped pillow to my face. the pillow has a cute smile drawn on. text reads; “happy summer solstice. remember to: photosynthesize in the rays of the Sun Baby”. the Sun Baby from Teletubbies sits in the top middle of the image. Tubby Toast sits below the text. a purple hand (maybe to represent Tinky Winky) limply lies offscreen with a puddle of blood underneath, with bloody text above “do NOT forget”

happy summer solstice 🌞