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DANCE the NIGHT AWAY to the Mad Men theme song

a haunting painting of Mike Myers as Austin Powers staring into your SOUL with his red eyes

therapist: Mike Myers can’t hurt you

me, at a local bar:

there’s a verified ICE report in East Somerville this morning, neighbors.

y’all have the LUCE number in your phones, right? maybe donate if you can, I just made mine recurring www.lucemass.org/donate

🕺zou bisou bisou🕺

BOSTON TEMP 4CAST 4 FRIDAY 1/30 ICE OUT! NATIONAL DAY OF ACTION 3 PM - COPLEY SQ TIME TEMP WIND CHILL 9 AM 8 -9 11 AM 10 -7 1 PM 13 -2 3 PM 14 -1 5 PM 12 -1 7 PM 9 -3 9 PM 6 -5 11 PM 4 -7

/ HERE'S UR BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST 4 2DAY
/ MEYE MEYE IT IS COLD
/ W/ SUBZERO WIND CHILLS
/ MAKE SURE UR DRESSED WARMLY ENOUGH
/ 4 ICE OUT! NATIONAL DAY OF ACTION
/ 3 PM - COPLEY SQ

While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.

Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.

guys, Trap®️ by M. Night Shyamalan is a Bad Movie©️

SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND SNOWTOTES MAP SUNDAY 20260125 - MONDAY 20260126 MAP SHOWS MOST OF MASSACHUSETTS & NORTHERN CONNECTICUT & RHODE ISLAND GETTING 16-24", SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT & SOUTHEASTERN MASSACHUSETTS GETTING 10-18", & THEN THE SOUTH COAST & THE CAPE & THE ISLANDS GETTING 6-12" "EYE HAVE COMPLETED A INTENSE FEVERISH VIZION & AM DRIPPING IN MEYE OWN SWEAT FLUIDS AS A RESULT. THIS VIZION HAS SHOWN ME SO MANY SNOWBLOBS 4 SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND. NOT INCLUDED ON THIS MAP BUT SUM AREAS CULD GET 24+ INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF, PARTICULATELY IN THE BERKSHIRES & IN AREAS IN UR NORTHEAST MASSACHUSETTS. AFTER THAT FEVERISH VIZION EYE AM EXPECTING A WIDESPREAD 16-24" ACROSS MOST OF MASSACHUSETTS. THE SNOWBLOBS WILL ARRIVE A LIL EARLIER THAN EYE VIZIONED YESTERDAY, THEY CULD BE HERE @ 9 AM IF NOT EARLIER. HEAVY SNOWBLOBS BTWIXT 3PM - MIDNIGHT. UP2 3" PER HOUR. &, A CHANCE OF THUNDERSNOWBLOBS." -- WEATHER MAN 20260125 0752 WEATHER IS HAPPENING LOGO IN THE TOP RIGHT WEATHER MAN IMAGE IN BOTTOM LEFT

/ EYE AM SWEATING & SHIVERING FROM THE POWERFUL FEVERISH VIZION EYE HAVE HAD THIS SUNMORN
/ A WIDESPREDD 16-24" ACROSS MOST OF MASSACHUSETTS
/ BOSTON UR GETTING @ LEST 18 INCH
/ NOT ON THIS MAP R SUM AREAS IN THE BERKSHIRES & NORTHEASTERN MASSACHUSETTS WHICH MAY GET 24+"

A digital drawing of The Listening Lady, god of life and sorrow. She's a beautiful, fat, nude woman with blue skin and long yellow nails and pink toenails. Her long, black hair reaches past her calves. She wears a white, cone-shaped paper mask that obscures her whole face. She's holding a bundle of colorful ribbons with writing on them in one hand. The other hand drips seven drops of blood. She stands in front of a pale yellow nimbus. The background is pale blue, with a slightly warmer and darker blue border on top and bottom and a hot scarlet border taking up almost a third of the page on either side. In radial symmetry around her, centering on her core, is imagery of nature: a butterfly on a flower, a sprout growing from a seed, a wolf, a rabbit, a skull with a ribbon through it, lines of ants, a decaying dove, a flying dove, and tomatoes on the vine. These are all rendered simply in white pencil.

Like the Flowers of the Field
#art

lol owned

i did this twice & potato persisted

watched Fantastic Planet the other night & found my new favorite reaction gif

THE SOLSTICE OCCURRED @ 20251221 10:03 AM

UR ASTRONOMICAL WINTER HAS JUST BEGUN THO UR METEOROLOGICAL WINTER BEGAN 12/1

BUT

UR DAYS WILL NOW BEGIN 2 GET LONGER

CONGRATS U MADE IT

some weather is happening

please join me in furiously screaming

*screams furiously*

thank u

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 10

it’s just me and the moldy, three-day-old donuts in the office. the dream team

columbo says "one more thing" and the dykes go wild

i’m wearing a velvet gown, holding a gin & grapefruit juice in my hand. the picture’s in black & white but the gown and my lipstick are red

new pfp in celebration of Noirvember

(i wore a velvet gown to drink gin & watch tv on a night in & it was the best damn self-care ever)

a small cheese board made out of clay, i sculpted a loaf of bread, grapes and a wedge of cheese on a cutting board

the cheese board next to my thumb for scale

hi, hello, i made a tiny cheese board. thank u, that is all 🧀

i was the only one wearing a leather (pleather) jacket on the bus this morning, so therefore i was the Cool One (☝️)

subway ad: Swipe right on US Jasmine, the best rice in the world. [image on a phone of a bowl of rice on a dating app: "Jasmine, 25"] ✅Throws amazing diner parties ✅Can't wait to meet your parents ✅Up for getting spicy 🌶️ 🌶️ ✅Grown right here on American farms

this rice

✅ can't wait to get weird 💃🏻
✅ will let you do *whatever you want* on top
✅ gets hot and ready in 20 minutes
✅ always wants to come in ur mouth

zooted & zesty 🫚

painting of a blood red queen-sized bed with a skull and skeleton hands poking out of it, against a deep purple background, with white painted letters that say "STEVIE SUBRIZI / EVIL BEDS"; acrylic on canvas

ALBUM ART REVEAL! get ready for the 10-year anniversary DELUXE edition of my 2015 horror-themed album Evil Beds

this is a reinterpretation of the original cover artwork, painted by @maretimer.bsky.social

hell yeah ☁️🤘

Rebe relaxing on the couch, wedged between a tassled, woven, white pillow and a round, ruched, mustard-colored pillow

don't talk to me, okay, i'm on break

Rebe the cat sitting on a small cat tree that’s surrounded by blankets and pillows

@rebe-grrrl.bsky.social in her fortress, making sure no one enters without treats

do not perceive me

the Wikipedia page of Pirate Parrot

a zoomed in look at Pirate Parrot’s Wikipedia page which has drop down menus for “History” and “Cocaine scandal”

Pirate Parrot nooooooo!!!

a discarded avocado toast squishmallow sits on a discarded end table on the curb

this is me btw if you even care