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i didn't know that you can force weird a forgefiend into submission by being heretic but it felt good. haha silly fabricator i stole your anus-faced plasma breathing dog what're you gonna do SHOOT ME?

i love how heretical conviction in rt makes me intensely weird to the point where reality itself weirds out

god i love that one dialogue where pasqal shows his augmetics i wish i could snort it i need it in my blood

and tzeench is lsd

i feel like chaos is metaphor for drug addiction and that's the thing that turns me off of it, addiction robs me of choice

accidentally summoned herald of tzeench
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accidentally killed him at first kibellah's turn
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accidentally unsummoned all his demon friends

poor guy died before he could act

dear human body please stop sweating we're cold most of the time and i can't live in a shower

a small cat with a lot of thumbs

thumbs to cat ratio off the charts

THANK YOU

that space wolf dude feels tricky bc i think i need to prove to him that i am alpha sigma female and shit but not too aggressively or he will decide that i am cringe (i am but not the point)

or caiphas cain but he would not lose a lasgun

especially if they're ogryn

this was about rogue trader but to imagine some poor guardsman who needs their lasgun back and in process accidentally kills a chaos marine bc they're too scared to comprehend anything would be very funny

imagine being chaos marine worshipping khorn and dedicating yourself fully to slaughter only to die to some rabid raccoon in human form because you were too close to pile of trash they found interesting

between police secret extra evil police and elf i choose to kms

why is she even here i thought our intimate bond soul to soul is just really really good friendship

yrliet just standing in the corner feeling cringe

sorry heinrix i accidentally fell on your third sword in commoragh really sorry about that

imagine telling people with guns "sorry i thought we were just friends😔" after you've shared love and warmth with each other in most traumatic events possible

the consequences of executing my free will at people around me

shame i can't be poly with my silly guys (and girls) how am I supposed to choose

i want to choose heinrix bc he didn't do the stupid but solomorn agreed to be my consort and and yrliet is very silly how can i

there's like 50% chance that he's conventionally attractive but no one knows for sure and everyone is too scared to check

he looks like shit he smells like shit and was found in a pile of garbage

yay i made a new character in rogue trader his name is tiramisus and his voidship is called crimes against pies yay

now to commit said crimes. i am going to crime sooo hard

how dare he to deny me when i have the party of bestest girls n boys and they are my frens!!1!1!1!1

FINALLY SOLOMOURN DID THE STUPID AND SAID DAMN I GUESS I AM YOURS HUH

you stupid arbitrary ass

he also told my rt to strip. and i did

and cassie fucking died for a third time this day at least spirituality she got hit by a tank she was fishcalled and now her delicate sensed were assaulted by a horrifying vision of a naked woman

he roasted everyone so hard he called pasqual mid and a servitor and i love pasqual but the level of insanity you need to mistake magos for a servitor and live through it

god this one insane administratum clerk who looked a navigator in the eye and said "hmm yes fissh" is my life my love my ray of sunshine in the darkest hour

I'll have to take abelard with me.... he didn't deserve it at all i want to let him chill on my bridge