#ValentinesDay

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Aw Jings 😖😖

YouTube video by Mr UBLoonie UB40 - Rat In Me Kitchen (lyrics)

To Sir Rat cliffe

youtu.be/LCxZeCere1g?...

As an Arsenal fan, I have always enjoyed our historic rivalry with Manchester Utd.

Above all, I admire its identity as a diverse club with players & fans from all over the world.

Jim Ratcliffe’s comments are a disgrace. Migrants aren’t the problem. Tax-dodging billionaires are.

Good response to Jim Ratcliffe's appalling comment on immigration.

@jakerichardsmp.bsky.social: "Jim Ratcliffe has moved to Monaco to save £4 billion worth of tax in this country, one might question whether he is the patriot that we need to comment on this issue."

INEOS announces £150 million investment at its Grangemouth site, supported by the UK Government INEOS has today announced a major £150 million investment to underpin the long-term future of its Grangemouth site in Scotland, one of the UK’s most important industrial assets and a critical hub for ...

'Stop draining our resources, immigrants,' says Jim Ratcliffe who moved to Monaco to avoid paying personal taxes leaving his company here to claim tens of millions in public subsidies.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN!! 🎂

Vogon.

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Anyone who thinks this is Anas Sarwar putting 'country before party' needs their damn head examining. This is Anas Sarwar putting his own ludicrous hopes of becoming Scotland's First Minister ahead of both his party and country

The London commentariat are frankly embarrassing on any Scottish issue.

Braw!

This Turkish barbers in Glasgow got fed up with Nigel Farage’s comments about businesses like theirs, so
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"Eh Tam, what will wi creh this loch?"
"I canna be ersed, Eck. E've run out ae ideas. Just creh it Loch Lochy."
(obviously Dundonian Loch namers)

I'll say it again - McSweeney must be thinking
" I am become Cummings, destroyer of worlds"

A large stuffed folder of files with the title “Epstein” is seen with what looks, at first glance, like a red page marker sticking out of the bottom. On closer inspection it is the bottom of a Trump red neck tie. French newspapers once again showing the kind of basic journalistic integrity lacking from most US national newspapers - whose collective negligence has helped ensure a man implicated in the world’s most notorious sex trafficking ring gets to remain President. That the orange pedo felon remains in office is a plague on all their houses. Cunts, one and all.

The cartoon that appeared this week on the front page of France’s most influential national newspaper, Le Monde

Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.

Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Me too:

And yet they are Proscribed⁉️

A gross misuse of Home Secretary & Policing powers‼️

President Trump, your Melania movie has bombed

Screening of MELANOMA in the Isle of Harris, Scotland
#Melania #movies #film #Trump #cinema

Ok it's my usual poor quality and will never be commissioned for a wildlife programme. 🙄🙄

There's a video of the song now.

It's very powerful.

c.org/xPsDH5VQ8S

Guy down at the pub got mugged.

Someone knocked him over on the street and put two Melania tickets in his pocket.

Melania Documentary Withdrawn from South African Cinemas This will upset the President of the United States

Exclusive: The Melania Trump movie has been pulled from South African theaters amid outrage against the U.S. and the Trump regime

Tears of joy! SCOTLAND HAS JUST PASSED SWIFT BRICKS INTO LAW unanimously!
4 years of asking England & Scotland sorts it in a month led by ACE ⁦‪ MARK RUSKELL MSP‬⁩ ♥️The RELIEF is unreal! Tell England to follow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿by emailing PlanningPolicyConsultation@communities.gov.uk now!WOOP!

JD Vance @JDVance X.com Today we remember the millions of lives lost during the Holocaust, the millions of stories of individual bravery and heroism, and one of the enduring lessons of one of the darkest chapters in human history: that while humans create beautiful things and are full of compassion, we're also capable of unspeakable brutality. And we promise never again to go down the darkest path.

Legitimately a feat of carefully calculated writing to issue a Holocaust Remembrance Day statement of this length without mentioning either (1) the people who perpetrated the Holocaust or (2) the people against whom they perpetrated it

Next meeting of Reform MPs:

Pochin: 'HELP, I feel very uncomfortable by the new brown face in the room!'
Braverman: 'It's OK, I know I can never be English.'
Lee Anderson: 'Aye, we all know Suella is a foreigner.'
Farage: 'Indeed. Rest assured we'll deport her when we win.'

All cheer.