Stephen Windsor

I was hoping the same

Enjoy your rest Sir

Imagine brandishing an open bag of pistachios like it's a grenade with the pin pulled out

My heart bleeds

Housemate and I watched a Noel series (possibly the first) in utter amazement that the contestants spent so much time thinking about selecting a box which was completely random

Will the next GOP administration commit to returning to "normal"? If not, why bother

If he does, we'll have to conclude that he's been kidnapped

Last

Can always run it remotely like that WhatsApp mayor in Brazil

Imagine the King's Speech: "This year my government will mostly be working on returning top flight rugby to Sardis Road, and not much else"

Rehash the same old bollocks UK

Nachos And Taytos Obligatory

**Don't worry, we'll give it six months, then sink them all gloriously at Midway

One's sufficient, surely?

Light buggery? Surely you meant public schools, not public toilets.

This is an attack on the raw essence of Australia

"You're travelling to Spain, but you're already in Spain, so what's the hurry?"

I bet Hegseth has a cheeky bottle of something 'refreshing' tucked away somewhere near.

so that's the four male Reform MPs and who else? Any Blue Labour types?

Sure, but only payable after the dollar crashes.

It's got two too many wheels to be his method of transport

Once the Americans have been defeated, I'm assuming that you will already have these sites earmarked for more housing, thus continuing the war on the countryside

I thought they'd said nothing about economic benefits since the day after the referendum. All I remember hearing about is sovereignty.

Do you have strong beliefs about this?

Consistency is what you should be aiming for

The Lib Dems of bus stops

Will your proposed space flight be one way or a round trip?

Forced into silence by Big Cookie

That's a badge of honour if ever I saw one

How can people be so short sighted?