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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

krugman is spiking the football and doing an end zone dance

Bezos gets to choose on a whim to destroy the Washington Post, just as Thiel can destroy Gawker, Musk can ruin Twitter, Ellison can take over TikTok, etc. Millions of others' opposition counts for near nothing.

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

KAIJU KID is now online!

Yes, after a year+ of stomping around America, I’m proud to share that our live action/stop motion hybrid Godzilla movie is now available worldwide

So please check out our movie in the tweet below and share it with any kaiju lovers in your life 👇

I'm not sure if I've seen you post about tabletop stuff before, let alone something like Subsurface, very nice

Doug Jones as Mac Tonight, doing a weird thing with his hands

Doug Jones as the Pale Man from Pam’s Labyrinth, doing that weird thing with his hands

Four photos of Doug Jones wearing the Abe Sapien hand prosthetics, doing weird things with his hands

Doug Jones on the red carpet, doing weird things with his hands

In hindsight, “Doug Jones was Mac Tonight” shouldn’t surprise people as much as it does.

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

a nightmare before christmas scene with sally on a tombstone ALT: a nightmare before christmas scene with sally on a tombstone

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Israel's apologists spent over 2 years sowing distrust in the official Gaza death toll.

Now the Israeli army quietly accepts that it is actually an underestimate.

Eternal shame for the atrocity deniers. They must never be absolved of their guilt.

I Have A Great Idea For Retraining ICE Agents | Defector The several thousand federal agents currently running rampant in the Twin Cities have so far achieved little in the way of legitimate law enforcement objectives, but they have been rather more success...

I have a piece today in Defector making the case for "more training" for ICE agents. A *lot* more training. defector.com/i-have-a-gre...

ICE is distinguishable by their rotundity, their stature, their slobby half-civilian uniforms, their visible lack of physical conditioning, and their total lack of training.

Border Patrol is distinguishable because they’re always equipped like they’re about to ship out for Fallujah.

There are more of us than there are of them. Our goal is to make that more true every single day

Since July, I've tracked at least 2,300 cases in which federal judges have ruled ICE has illegally detained people without bond or due process.

This is one that stands out:
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Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.

People are nervous about watching video, but this one is not of the murder, it's of the lead up, and people need to see it before the spin takes over.

Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."

Reposting this for no particular reason

1. This is probably a lie.
2. Carrying a gun is legal in the U.S.

These men should be hunted. Their names and faces common information to the public. And they should not know a single day without fear for the crime of their existence.

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Kojima in the Criterion Closet holding a copy of High and Low saying "I love High and Low the most."

there it is

The good thing about eating paper is there is no expiration date, you can eat it whenever

Lmao that's uncanny

Exactly like we’ve been seeing in Gaza

A week ago I think I knew maybe 3 parents at my kid’s preschool, and now I know almost all of them, and have steeled myself to give my life for their kids and their teachers if I need to.

Minneapolis is headed towards something resembling a general strike, if you were wondering how the campaign to cow working people into quiescence is going

every (straight reporter) story about ICE agents is like this, they’re all people who steal from the collection plate and beat their wives and and won’t stop making lewd remarks to the 13 year old girl next door and this is the only place in america where they could remain employed for six months