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@mitzipdx.bsky.social

Soccer, fancy dancing & oontz. She/her/tired.

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I can't physically bowl either unless I want my left arm to fall off completely so I can help with running drinks

18.11.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hard same

18.11.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm fully an orphan now so I got nothing else going on

18.11.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

newp that's her ex

18.11.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really don't give a shit about any of these people but you put your mess on Al Gore's internet I'm gonna read it

18.11.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing could have prepared me for the last sentence lmao

18.11.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right before the match I learned one of my favorite people is in hospice and will likely departing for her next adventure today. Please tell your people you love them early and often. You never know when you won't have that chance again.

15.11.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

haven't we suffered enough?

15.11.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is self immolation an option?

15.11.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reyna plz

15.11.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

before. destroyed a ligament in her hip in 2021 and has been trying to play through it since.

15.11.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she's so good. and so frageelay.

15.11.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would like to see it dot gif

15.11.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm deleting the internet. it's been something, y'all.

14.11.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man making a funny face while sitting in a chair . Alt: Ryan Reynolds is confused

I'm sorry who allegedly did what to who?! I don't...what? Help.

14.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...entire TL is darksided this morning tf is even happening

14.11.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure that's not at all related

14.11.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will never ever forget my Dad talking about the possum named Awesome who lived in his garage like it was the most natural shit in the world

14.11.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

because today has been 10 days long

14.11.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm having a hard time believing the PA is going to go for any of this. Full season in 2026, basically 1/3rd of a season in spring 2027, then another full season late 2027/2028. It's gonna be whatever it's gonna be I guess.

13.11.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol k. goofball ass league.

13.11.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that 8-9 month break between the 2026 and 2027/2028 seasons is going to be ๐ŸคŒ

13.11.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thiccc whiskers befitting a thiccc boi

13.11.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The mid shall continue until morale improves!

13.11.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for real! I can spot them on the floor from standing most of the time

13.11.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Small glass bottle with black plastic lid holding cat whiskers

Small glass bottle with black plastic lid holding cat whiskers

I'd argue no!

13.11.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's great. I've been going to the same clinic since 2006 but after my doctor retired I got reassigned to one who is openly fat phobic and feels the need to lecture me the one time of year I'm forced to see him without looking at my past labs, history, etc. No point in staying.

13.11.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do they have assigned primary care providers or is it whomever is in the office that day?

13.11.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like no insurance in this ridiculous country is perfect but at least I'd know if the building says Kaiser they'll take my damn insurance

13.11.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's open enrollment time and lets just say the plan I've been on since I started this job is suboptimal at best. As a healthy person who really only goes to the dr to prove I'm still alive and smooshograms, is Kaiser decent around here?

13.11.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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