MitziPDX

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HOW DO YOU LIKE IT

I just sighed so hard I pulled a muscle. Yer girl is le tired.

THE MID SHALL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!

what makes the Donna Summer version even more fantastic is the full MacArthur Park suite is 17+ minutes of Giorgio Moroder being unhinged and it's glorious

somebody in the crowd wing her a can of Peroni so she can stone cold that mug

the thing is she was flirting with changing to a different program and she said FUCK IT WE BALL

It can be so maddening and unfair but when it hits it hits like a fucking truck

a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a theater and one of them is yawning ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a theater and one of them is yawning

MY QUEEN!

YES MA'AM YOU DID THAT SHIT!

I will always have the time for this program!

cocaine, motorcycles, helicopters, hockey, etc

graupel!

Last night he decided the best way to get my attention was to knock my bottle off the nightstand twice so handsome boy is on my list. But I'll tell him anyway.

The champagne of beers!

baddie skate time!

hey it's That Woman and her creepy sidekick!

you never know who will be the one to cry so hard they almost throw up while the other completely dissociates in pairs skating

they were so good!

man that Japanese pairs program got my throwing flowers at the screen

Deanna's gonna burn down the arena

I have so much I need to get done today that my brain has decided it wishes to be excluded from the narrative so I'm gonna go take a nap instead.

if I don't get some time off before then I'm going to set myself on fire but I will definitely take you up on that!

This is how I'm gonna be if I'm ever allowed to take any time off for myself. I'm tired and I wanna go floaty.

Looked like Walmart on Black Friday over at mine

Flowers don't have to be crazy or expensive or wild. A single flower given with sweet intentions is wonderful! But this guy sucked lol.

The feminine urge to clown the dude in line ahead of you when he's arguing how his already marked down let minute grocery store flowers should be marked down even further. When you care enough to spend as little as possible for your lady.

if you have a VPN you can watch all of the events on CBC gem for free. their tech is a lot better than Peacock's too.

Winter olympics are my favorite exactly because of that. There's always something batshit just around the corner.

I too fall down a lot, make uncharacteristic errors and disappoint people in big situations