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Idiot Savant without being a savant. Loves pie, believes cheesecake is a pie, science fiction lover, web developer, 3D enthusiast, plastic crack addict. Former smoker and coffee drinker.

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You can also say, “it’s pronounced’Hey-sus.’”

21.11.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah… I’m not screaming and shitting myself.

19.11.2025 20:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shin Godzilla (2016) Tape Dispenser This heat-ray–themed tape dispenser captures Godzilla’s atomic-breath pose with detailed sculpting and a subtle glow effect in a compact, practical design.

Oh… my god(zilla)

godzilla.com/collections/...

19.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jamiroquai’s Virtual Insanity might be one of the best music videos produced.

17.11.2025 22:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My cat likes to sleep with his head in my hand.

17.11.2025 05:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is beautiful.

16.11.2025 07:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like prunes. I think they are delicious. But don’t eat 25 in a 24 hour period.

16.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We used to have US 666 before it was changed to US 191. We had a proper country.

14.11.2025 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This was probably the funniest thing I saw in a while. That second image does all the heavy lifting.

14.11.2025 04:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sliced bread is the best thing since my grandma.

Sliced bread is 97 years old.

13.11.2025 16:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There have been an avalanche of #fuckyoukimdavis wedding photos on other social media platforms. There is something so wonderful about people being married, that look of happiness in their eyes. It makes my heart so happy to see them all so happy.

11.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The movie is worth watching.

10.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’”

@reuters.com #Chicago
www.reuters.com/world/us/bor...

06.11.2025 14:24 — 👍 11366    🔁 5981    💬 783    📌 733

Wait… did… did you impregnate all three?

06.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes i need someone to help with medical negotiations and increases in pay benefits.

05.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’d do it for $9 million, and the McRibb will come back more often. There will awesome be some investment into a meatless McRibb.

04.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have a real fun headache at the moment. Oddly enough, it allows me to see things up close without my glasses.

04.11.2025 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Godamnit, WHAMAGEDDONED on Nov 1.

01.11.2025 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And an asshole. He loves to play bite hands. Breaks skin and then licks sorry before play biting more.

01.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I had to help him down the tree.

But this is his origin story. I’m not the chasing him. He ran into the house and the dog chased him away. Someone was cutting his whiskers.

01.11.2025 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh shit I thought I attached them.

01.11.2025 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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01.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 21555    🔁 5296    💬 460    📌 261

Is this going to be the next Kickstarter? Because sign my ass up!

01.11.2025 18:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Caturday. The new cat, Pip, has discovered climbing. He’s living up to his namesake of the prolific author “Pip” Styles.

01.11.2025 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It really is one of the best poems ever. Thomas, Ginsberg, Wilkinson.

31.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sure Bowman sees himself in her too.

31.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keep the dream alive.

Klingon F’Reck?

I’m sure Ellie would wish that she could be Janeway’s niece.

30.10.2025 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Have you been contacted by Star Trek people to have an on screen cameo?

30.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Well I can’t go to work today, the cat is on my chest sleeping.

30.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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