@caseym.bsky.social
“It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage.”
Can’t. Running up that hill.
18.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Red Sweet Chili Peppers
11.02.2026 23:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Based
09.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No Kings includes Draft Kings
08.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 26115 🔁 6107 💬 185 📌 111
A bowl of gumbo with a loose pile of rice in the middle, slices of green onion scattered on top. A spoon is sticking out of the bowl at the top of the image.
Work: remote
Driveway and walk: cleared (ish)
Lunch: gumbo left over from last night
Storm: managed
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/
25.01.2026 22:00 — 👍 7604 🔁 1341 💬 126 📌 56Realizing today that the Splunk dev team is full of Bronies
09.01.2026 14:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are you dragging Zoe Saldaña?
09.01.2026 00:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy “Democracy… Meh” Day to all who celebrate
06.01.2026 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A shout-out to Minneapolis, New Orleans, Cortlandt Manor, Little Rock, and Westerville. Incredible work this weekend. Tomorrow, there will be even more of us.
22.12.2025 17:27 — 👍 1166 🔁 211 💬 11 📌 4Monroe Ave doctrine
08.12.2025 00:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In this Rochester diner, the Monroe doctrine still is don’t go to Gitsis after 10 PM. But they do know this: our Founding Fathers would smile upon Pete Hegseth’s desire to continue American hegemony in the western hemisphere.
07.12.2025 22:54 — 👍 311 🔁 20 💬 12 📌 3Was Gitsis even open before 10pm? I don’t think it was.
08.12.2025 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Have I just been subtweeted?
26.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today I learned how to use the ellipsis…
20.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Considering how little baseball I’ve watched this season, I am way too invested in this game. 🇨🇦
02.11.2025 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Dutch style cheese press doing its thing
Back on my bullshit
01.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TFW you buy something at a store and realize in the parking lot that it’s too big to fit in your car
03.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Apt, really
03.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sarah is watching some senior dating reality show and some millennial woman is like, “people over 55 aren’t comfortable online… they’re not digital natives.”
And I’m like, “don’t cite the old magic to me,witch! I was there when it was written!”
I don’t really need proof that we’re living in the worst possible timeline. But if I did, the fact that I just had to Google “who is Big Balls?” would most definitely suffice.
13.08.2025 00:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stay classy America
05.07.2025 14:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Walks into a singles bar:
I see unwed people.
Welcome to the Midwest
16.05.2025 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Metric or imperial?
16.05.2025 15:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s a perfectly ripened banana there
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03.05.2025 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I feel like I’ve probably shared this before but you should definitely check out @blackforager.bsky.social
29.04.2025 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tomorrow is Monday, but for the moment everything is okay
28.04.2025 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Billionaires be billionairin’
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