William Leisner

1) legendary energy

2) you don't want to be passive aggressively chased through winter conditions by a Minnesotan, I hope they have nightmares 😂

Honestly cannot fault China for this - both as humanitarian gesture and a fuck you to Washington.

Hey FIFA, I've stopped as many wars as Trump, that's all I'm saying...

I'm genuinely disturbed by how many new conspiracy theories I'm seeing lately, and the fact that so many of them make sense to me...

I believe it's trying to bury its head, ostrich style, out of shame.

All these people keep force-feeding me Olivia Nuzzi content against my will.

Can I choose waterboarding or some other option that will inflict an alternate form of non-lethal torture?

“I want you to design our peace trophy as though the hands of Thanos, Galactus and Darkseid are rising from a hell dimension and about to crush the Earth.”

If so, it is quite possible that the suspect reached this belief by consuming media produced by the current Director and Deputy Director of the FBI.

Maybe if I invented a peace prize to give my boss, I'll finally get that raise.

The generation that complained for years about young children getting participation trophies just gave a grown man a soccer peace prize

I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination

"In his final drive for power Hitler had considerable financial backing from a fairly large chunk of the German business world...What good [that] eventually did these politically childish men of the business world will be seen later in this narrative."

-The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, p. 242

Everyday they have to find a way to coddle the old man but we were told a woman is too emotional to be president.

Lemme see... Una is 6 hours ahead of me... but she posted this 2 hours ago... so I need to add...

Sod it. Naptime. 💤

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

can we start calling the billionaires "robber barons" again? that was great branding.

Lecanemab Approved for Treatment of Early Alzheimer’s | alz.org Lecanemab (Leqembi™) has received accelerated approval as a treatment for early Alzheimer’s from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

Still wondering about that spackle on Trump's hand and the permanent bruise and the weird MRIs?

Oh look, it's a treatment for early stage Alzheimer's requiring IV infusions every two weeks plus regular MRIs to make sure there's no bleeding in the brain as a side effect.

www.alz.org/alzheimers-d...

I was told everyone was leaving.

@fortune.com #NYC
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YouTube video by Jason Frederick’s Score-y Time WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME - THE JASON FREDERICK CINEMATIC TRIO

Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" in a Vince Guaraldi style? Yes, please.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztJk...

Scathing dissent from Justice Kagan:

"[T]his Court reverses that judgment based on its perusal, over a holiday weekend, of a cold paper record. We are a higher court than the District Court, but we are not a better one when it comes to making such a fact-based decision."

The orchestra would start playing me off 1/10th of the way through.

And the sick fuckers in charge just watched them there, suffering, and then, after almost an hour of premeditation and deliberations, murdered them too.

There is no context, no explanation, no rationalization that will ever make this anything other than a My Lai level event.

House member @shrithanedar.bsky.social is introducing articles of impeachment that include murder and conspiracy to commit murder against Hegseth.

We all need to lean hard into getting it to the floor. We shouldn’t have to, but Jeffries is useless.

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

Two things the Democrats shouldn’t be shy about saying plainly these days: the Supreme Court is illegitimate and Pete Hegseth is a psychopath.

Lucy and Ethel back there cooking furiously

You might even call him a superstar

I don't think the Justices understand the extent to which they are playing with fire. The more they do this, the more District Courts will engage in open disrespect of the Supreme Court, because what other response is there to open disrespect directed at them? That's bad for the Judiciary, period.

Minnesota doesn’t just welcome refugees, they sent one to Congress. 💪🏽

Exclusive | Hegseth Asked Top Admiral to Resign After Months of Discord The relationship between the Pentagon chief and Adm. Alvin Holsey had been rocky since Trump’s inauguration.

Wow, Adm. Holsey didn't leave of his own accord, Hegseth pushed him out. What looked like the SOCOM head resigning rather than do war crimes now looks like SecDef canning him to facilitate war crimes.

Congress should have him testify, and would've already if war-crime-sympathetic GOP didn't run it.