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Either an old Millennial or a young Gen X, depending on where my interlocutor feels it necessary to draw the dividing line. Professionally, a code janitor and business problem articulator. I enjoy being outside, sailing small boats, music, books, games.

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#hugops to anyone reading this that is in a position to do anything about the Cloudflare outage. May the senior leadership on your conference bridges be calm and understanding, and may your multi-hour data restore attempts work perfectly the first time.

18.11.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do I go antiquing whenever my wife does?

Worst case: a pleasant afternoon with her.

Better case: I also find a new in box Pickett N1010-ES trig rule, marked down to *ten dollars* because nobody else at the antique mall by the Food Lion saw it for what it was.

Unrepentant brigandry! Muahahah!

26.10.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate it also, but I know that waiting out there, sometime in the future, is the one time Iโ€™ll get that โ€œyou left your iPad behind. Last seenโ€ฆโ€ and my reaction wonโ€™t be โ€œshut UP, clanker!โ€ but โ€œshitshitshitโ€ followed by (hopefully) a rapid scramble and a โ€œwhew!โ€.
So I put up with it every time.

10.09.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mention this not to seek kudos but to normalize behavior and share information: I got my flu shot and updated COVID-19 booster at CVS in Indiana today. Scheduled online; said โ€˜yesโ€™ to the question about predisposing conditions, there was no follow-up.

(My predisposing condition is โ€œliteracyโ€ fyi)

06.09.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I havenโ€™t thought it through as carefully as you clearly have, but I can see an argument for remanding to The Hague as a gesture toward rejoining the international community. That process is going to take a generation no matter what, but stark and forthright action might kickstart things a little.

05.09.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think this matters quite a lot, but I donโ€™t see it being meaningfully discussed, and donโ€™t know how to raise it into the zeitgeist for discussion.

Thank you for coming to my TED thread; next week back to photos of (hopefully) newly-eclosed monarch butterflies and sailboats!

04.09.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are essentially no steps between the โ€œwhen the code compiles and the test passโ€ meme of closing two dozen StackOverflow tabs in time to the can-can, and telling Claude + MCP to chew on the problem definition until it has a prototype and working test suite to show you.

04.09.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is because software development is a culture of open, enthusiastic, and generally positive adoption of plagiarism in service of shipping working code.

There is a gulf of undetermined size - many fraught, unresolved steps - between making visual art in a world without genAI and a world with it.

04.09.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think thereโ€™s a book out there waiting to be written by someone smarter than me and with better research practices about how the current phase of AI adoption is experienced very differently by software folks than essentially everyone else

04.09.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this - doesnโ€™t feel like a โ€œkitbashโ€ at all, more a very natural step between the Excelsior and Ambassador?

I have been on a nostalgia binge recently going through old FASA ttrpg stuff and this is a ship I would *covet* in an untold era campaign. Thank you for sharing it with us!

02.09.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Destroy this myth. Please share if you have visited and researched in a library this past year! RT And give a shout out to your favorite library you have ever visited.

21.12.2024 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22039    ๐Ÿ” 8736    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1060    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1054

computer end program

09.08.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 451    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

If youโ€™re not already reading ACOUP, you should really be reading ACOUP.

10.08.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quick and easy thing to do today, click and leave a comment against repeal.

We cannot meet the challenge of leaving a better America for our children than what was entrusted to us if we allow ideology and the selfish desires of oil tycoons to override the clear-eyed practice of science.

06.08.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FWIW as an avid and interested reader of academic papers I learned from this thread that authors are *permitted* or generally willing despite permission to just send out copies of paywalled papers.

One personโ€™s been reached and their behavior has been changed as a result of this conversation. ๐Ÿ˜‡

15.07.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chladni patterns structurally related to the labyrinth paths. The mazes of Shismar are meant to be sung? Thatโ€™s all I got, interested to read the answer key when it is published.

14.07.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you ever teared up because a word was absent from the page? I hadnโ€™t either.
You have ten minutes for this, trust me. A different world is ten minutes in your future. Go, read.

09.07.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is absolutely meant as a compliment! The moment in the show is not about the reactor, but about Stellan Skarsgardโ€™s character building a working understanding of a new-to-him problem space, and then immediately using it to take control of spiraling people problems.
While flying into a shitstorm.

06.07.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This immediately made me think of the helicopter ride to the reactor site and the conversation immediately after it in _Chernobyl_, which I donโ€™t wanna spoil for people who havenโ€™t seen it, but people who have will (or should) recognize this as high praise.

06.07.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My interpretation has always been that the shield generator was inside the (at least several kilometers wide) โ€œoriginโ€ of the shield on the surface and couldnโ€™t be knocked out from orbit any more than the Rebel base on Hoth could be, before the ground assault to take out its shield generators.

06.07.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A whitetail doe walking through a narrow strip of grass with trees and bushes in the background.

A whitetail doe walking through a narrow strip of grass with trees and bushes in the background.

Sometimes cool things happen here.

05.07.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not joking about this at all: if someone thinks it's appropriate to be cruel about young children drowning in a flash flood because it happened in a red state, they should not be allowed indoors. They should be out in the forest burying their own scat

05.07.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4570    ๐Ÿ” 596    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 143    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

A small victory but still worthy of celebrating IMO.

29.06.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Khajit has wares if you gotta ID

29.06.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to thank you for this run of photos and videos, which is where I learned about the existence of these remarkable creatures.

23.06.2025 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tortoise or turtle with a high-domed shell with variegated gold and brown-black markings looks at the camera. Its legs have bright gold scales on dark, nearly black skin and singular orange irises sit in the middle of a face that carries markings similar to the shell but brighter in tone. The turtle is sitting on a sheaf of greenery at the edge of a walking trail, appearing to be caught in the act of pushing leaves down and out of its way as it makes its way to its destination.

A tortoise or turtle with a high-domed shell with variegated gold and brown-black markings looks at the camera. Its legs have bright gold scales on dark, nearly black skin and singular orange irises sit in the middle of a face that carries markings similar to the shell but brighter in tone. The turtle is sitting on a sheaf of greenery at the edge of a walking trail, appearing to be caught in the act of pushing leaves down and out of its way as it makes its way to its destination.

As it happens, I did recently see a turtle. Here you go:

21.06.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know that a good chunk of the parade was battle dress from different eras of the Armyโ€™s history (which is why thereโ€™s video of Sherman tanks from WW2 squeakinโ€™ along for example) so I assume these soldiers are representing the more-recent past. Though I havenโ€™t seen *any* dress uniforms so, dunno?

15.06.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The uncritical platforming of a hat *celebrating the day an armed mob almost hanged the sitting Vice President* is a new and horrifying development. I wish I could say it was surprising.

15.06.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda
corvid haters unfollow immediately

this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda corvid haters unfollow immediately

08.06.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17830    ๐Ÿ” 4427    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 357    ๐Ÿ“Œ 140

A very specific synth chord swell into driving electronic drums plays in my mindโ€™s ear when I look at this. I canโ€™t tell if itโ€™s one I remember from some late-80s tv show, or if my brain invented it just for the occasion. Very enjoyable, thank you for sharing!

01.06.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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