Anton Chigurh

NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST IMAGE: a classroom, but the teacher and students are dogs. The teacher is standing at the front before a blackboard holding up what looks like a globe, but instead of it being Earth, the globe is a tennis ball. The kid dogs are all seated around the teacher in a semi circle looking entranced (except one kid on their back sleeping/playing dead?) MY CAPTION: "Ball is life" the class chanted in unison.

Try to deny it, The New Yorker.

Anti-vaxxers exposing Hays Code ass diseases to the general public is antisocial behavior that at one point would have required compulsory isolation and social exile. Instead, the Raw Milk Typhoid Mary community is allowed to continue their dunderheaded agenda unabated. Unsettles my spirit.

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

You people are remarkable, you know that?

Fuckin A

2020: Aah, lockdown is so terrible!
2025: Aah, fascism is so terrible!
2030: Aah, my personal government mandated Tesla Terminator Model X with the premium Elon Musk neuroclone upgrade keeps trying to impregnate me but has erectile dysfunction! Missing my white fetus fertility quota is so terrible!

sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting

holy shit the ending

Sounds like Donald Trump died tonight. Just kidding, but wouldn't it be nice if it was true?

Is anyone experiencing pain at the pump rn

you cannot defeat trumpism with a politics which cannot even argue that it is wrong. because apart from the incompetence, it is wrong. i mean morally.

Never had one lesson

Attempting to get out from my elite pedophile cabal scandal by posting an AI video of me shitting thousands of people for some reason

lol. For racist white guys who say they love Hitler, “due process” and “fairness.”

For Latino fishermen accused of drug smuggling, summary execution.

Also, it’s amusing to demand due process here. You’re experiencing social sanction, fellas. No one is sending you to prison.

In a parallel universe the world's trillion-dollar energy-abusive Large Metal Mickey machines are focused on finding a cure for cancer and a substitute for antibiotics. Meanwhile, we have sophisticated porn, depopulated public spaces and 20,000 non-human novels a day. Machina ex Deo, amen. 🤖

an old-timey catalog page of various "Robes For Pythagoras"

HIM: you better not be wearing Robes for Pythagoras when i get there
MY SILLY ASS:

I am never ever going to forgive a single one of these motherfuckers.

It is the one thing about America that is unambiguously good and it’s a treasonous sin to act like it’s a bad thing

I love living in a city full of immigrants and tons and tons of people who are not at all like me and not like each other. It makes us all better and it makes our city better. I know I’m preaching to the choir by saying this on the lib app but I sometimes just get so overwhelmed by how special it is

Pretty sure this is was the creation of every Warren Zevon song looked like, just with more empties lying around.

Every DoJ attorney promoting and defending at this stuff should never again eat food that is less than 10% spit

Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.

So Hillary has a chance in 2028??? 😜

you can't change the past, but you can change the future. introducing TimeGun

Holy shit Amelia Earhart brought down building 7