Spencer

The ball is gross but she's just too cute for me to care

We got our GWAR on for the first time tonight

Shut up, science bitch!

This little guy. I've had this lily plant in my pond for 4 years now, and this is the first time it's fully flowered. 😍😍

Legend.

This is essentially what I'm trying to create. I've got fans point in, fans pointed out, now I need a heat sink big enough for my ample frame and I'm good to go.

It's so goddamn hot, I keep impulse buying a fan every time I go to Costco. At this rate, my house will nothing but fans by August 3rd.

GODDAMN he loves boxes.

Found a yellow jacket nest in the yard. I think it's probably best to burn down the house, change my name, and live off the grid in the pacific northwest from now on.

FDA asked to investigate Logan Paul’s energy drink, PRIME, which has the caffeine of 6 Coke cans Sen. Charles Schumer called on the FDA to investigate the beverage brand founded by the YouTube stars Logan Paul and KSI, which has become something of an obsession among their legions of young follow...

Alright like... Logan Paul sucks, but the drink in question has 200mg of caffeine. Half the energy drinks out there have more than that. Chuck Schumer is a goddamn nerd.

Refuse to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided

Do not go gentle into that good night

Doing everything in my limited power to stay indoors in the summer doesn't jive with my having NM United season tickets....

I've got a very similar Playlist, just a bit longer: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3mQoBlX8fSmzy2oqlLNrDh?si=D6wQMIBnTrmBVth0VXtXPw

She's big, but timid 💔

WHY THE FUCK ARE FIREWORKS STILL GOING OFF

He's not as fat as he looks, I promise

In my head, we're best friends

Hooters introduced me to the magic of fried pickles as wee lad, and for that I'll be ever grateful

Maybe this will be the one platform I post to regularly for once. Or I'll forget about posting again and just scroll forever like every other goddamn platform

Almost that time

I'm just gonna use bluesky as a photodump for my all my pets for now.

The whole reason I had Twitter was to promote a podcast network that doesn't even exist anymore, but somehow here I am.