life is hard but itβs important to be thankful for three amazing things that have happened to me personally this week:
1. padma lakshmi hard launching her lesbian relationship
2. dick cheney resting in absolute piss
3. mashallah socialism is finally mainstream
05.11.2025 09:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i would like to personally thank kamala harris for her resounding endorsement of zohran with βhe should be supportedβ β this is all thanks to you girl! we did it joe!
05.11.2025 08:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Guy who has $300 million dollars, but will only have $330 million at the end of Mamdani's term (he might have had $340 million if Cuomo was elected): "This is the biggest disaster in history. This is communism. Stalinism even. I have no choice but to become a fascist."
05.11.2025 03:40 β π 612 π 143 π¬ 5 π 1
there are going to be so many babies born in brooklyn nine months from tonight
05.11.2025 08:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
guys i think heβs in love π₯Ή he is literally HORNY for bibi
26.06.2025 04:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
some of you are really gonna keep posting your little βwhat i wore to brunch πβ videos right up until the day we all die in a nuclear hellfire, arenβt you
22.06.2025 17:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
very unsurprised by this, but look at this absolutely depraved response to my letter asking sen. cornyn to stop supporting the genocide, BRAGGING about how hard he supports the murderous state of israel & the forced starvation of BABIES. this country is sick to its core, run by bloodthirsty maniacs
31.05.2025 03:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
my IG feed is alternating videos of influencers showing off their fancy glamping tents from coachella, which costs $1k+ to attend, and videos of entire palestinian families forced to live in worn down tents as they endure genocide. most influencers remain silent on gaza. truly living in a dystopia.
14.04.2025 03:34 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
the fact that murders can still go unsolved with some frequency, despite all this over policing and high tech surveillance we live under, should convince everyone that none of that stuff is actually designed to help people
23.03.2025 18:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
please wonβt someone give schumer the old gui-gui
16.03.2025 04:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
just gonna say itβ¦ the venn diagram of people who hate autism so much that theyβre willing to let their kids die of measles based on zero scientific evidence vs. the people who want to suck the dick of the famously autistic elon musk is basically a circle
11.03.2025 20:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
(iβm talking about democrats as a whole here, since they love this type of empty posturing β not this particular person specifically. i canβt speak to how much she has or hasnβt done personally to fight the right wing)
11.03.2025 18:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
itβs actually so funny because just about the most normalizing thing you could do in response to violent right wing fascism is hold up a dinky little sign while doing absolutely nothing else to stop it
11.03.2025 18:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
actually, ICE becoming the literal gestapo of this country WAS on my 2025 bingo card
10.03.2025 22:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
make tesla a penny stock, cuties! π
10.03.2025 21:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
itβs been said many times by now, but i STILL canβt believe weβre living in a world where the people doing literal nazi/gestapo shit (like disappearing political dissidents) are the ones calling everyone else antisemitic
10.03.2025 21:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
this is why i canβt help but laugh at anyone who still thinks this is just a dem/GOP divide. this shit is everywhere and this country was built on it from the ground up. the whole thing is rotten & irredeemable. wake the fuck up and stop simping for a country/party with ZERO interest in your welfare
10.03.2025 20:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
at ANY point, someone within any of the numerous institutions & government agencies involved (columbia, ICE, the state department, etc) couldβve grown a conscience and done something to impede the process, if not put a stop to it. do you think every person along the way was a registered republican?
10.03.2025 20:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
re: the mahmoud khalil case β it requires SUCH an insane number of completely evil people at every single level of government in order for this genocidal/fascistic/oligarchical country to be able execute the most evil acts imaginable with such efficiency and swiftness.
10.03.2025 20:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
if you have such a boner for βfreedomβ then why ICE prison camps
26.02.2025 00:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
someone please explain how the government making sure planes donβt crash is ANTI-FREEDOM, but literally imprisoning people in detention centers is PRO-FREEDOM
25.02.2025 23:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET
25.02.2025 05:04 β π 6795 π 982 π¬ 64 π 21
if tesla stock were to plummet dramatically (as it should, considering how wildly overvalued it is) elon musk would instantly lose everything overnight π surely the architects of the gamestop short squeeze can do something with this informationβ¦
25.02.2025 23:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Elon and Trump show how wrong sci-fi writers have been about villains.
They are always making them evil geniuses, but it is now clear that sheer stupidity is a core trait of these types of villains. Without stupidity they would be totally different people, and never would have risen as such.
20.02.2025 23:15 β π 609 π 132 π¬ 26 π 7
A photo of chewed gum or maybe raw ground beef
Hello it is I, the expert on good health
20.02.2025 20:05 β π 46 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0
HBO execs to mike white
20.02.2025 20:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Maybe I wasnβt clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
17.02.2025 23:28 β π 57810 π 7472 π¬ 582 π 197
I think the biggest problem the media has is not being able to differentiate between βwhat is annoyingβ and βwhat is evilβ
18.02.2025 16:35 β π 1261 π 109 π¬ 31 π 5
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