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@ashennewt.bsky.social

MtG, Anime, Terrible Opinions, Gay Thoughts (They/Them)

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chad is so cool but also every scene with him i want to cry

10.08.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Women*

Also, Chad is so cool

10.08.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Beaides ichigo you know older wen are really my style" God every character in this show is so fucking good

10.08.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing "Grok, is this real" replace "Chat, is this real" reflects our technology replacing humanity.

We are praying to heartless machine to make sense of a post-truth world, when we used to rely on our collective humanity - the chat was made of people.

09.08.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 653    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 5

The bleach op is pretty fucking sick

10.08.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Should watching this be the only way I have consumed a homestuck so I can do a bit where people talk to about it and I act like I know too and slowly they realize I'm talking about the cartoon

10.08.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jc denton: tell me more about these "lifehacks".

deus ex npc: you can use a hairclip around long wires, like on headphones, to keep them from getting tangled.

jc: human ingenuity is powerful.

deus ex npc: use a pringles can to hold your pasta.

jc: powerful - and dangerous.

09.08.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1424    πŸ” 446    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3

this is like a pretty solid guess like i can see this being real. it sucks, but like it makes sense.

09.08.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a tiny aloe plant with a post it note that says LEAVE ME ALONE! TRYING TO LIVE >:(

a tiny aloe plant with a post it note that says LEAVE ME ALONE! TRYING TO LIVE >:(

tell me about it, tiny aloe plant on the counter at the cafe near my house

09.08.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10013    πŸ” 1636    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 63

god i love verazol so much lol

09.08.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

09.08.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11517    πŸ” 1936    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 22
ad declaring "designed for people who use the bathroom"

ad declaring "designed for people who use the bathroom"

funniest bit of ad copy i've ever seen

14.11.2024 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2730    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 29
Blueberryed Sans Undertale with a vote tally to Pop him, with yes winning on wplace, a map of the world you can doodle on

Blueberryed Sans Undertale with a vote tally to Pop him, with yes winning on wplace, a map of the world you can doodle on

Dude wtf is going on at wplace

08.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wplace dropped me in japan
wow

ball knowers

08.08.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
Thumbnail from a local TV station depicting a nine banded armadillo standing on its rear legs in grass, white block text over the image reads "Armadillos Now Live In Indiana"

Thumbnail from a local TV station depicting a nine banded armadillo standing on its rear legs in grass, white block text over the image reads "Armadillos Now Live In Indiana"

Ladies and gentlemen, we did it

08.08.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 303    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8
a plaque on the kinzie street bridge commemorating when the Dave Mathews band dumped their tour bus septic tank on top of a boat passing underneath, coating the passengers with 800 pounds of poop.

a plaque on the kinzie street bridge commemorating when the Dave Mathews band dumped their tour bus septic tank on top of a boat passing underneath, coating the passengers with 800 pounds of poop.

happy anniversary

08.08.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if women you have a crush on recommend music and you don't check it out, you die within 7 days

07.08.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

remember how in Meet The Pyro he wasn't seeing the war but babies and hearts and rainbows? This video is that but for a drone strike operator

08.08.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh thats strong

08.08.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is probably how it went down

08.08.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 691    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

im sorry this baby is cooked ur gonna have to reroll ur account

08.08.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I'm poopin right, and as soon as I walk out, Paige is like "okay don't be mad" and i'm like why and she showed the baby the jojo's bizarre adventure season 1 opening and now he's pointing at the TV and just going JOJO TV over and over and all Paige can offer is "I forgot how crazy the intro was!"

08.08.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1122    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 5

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

07.08.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14086    πŸ” 3509    πŸ’¬ 398    πŸ“Œ 321
A cute drawing of Nakoruru, Yuri, and some of the other girls and Anakaris (from Darkstalkers), with an infant sized Ingrid leaping into the foreground

A cute drawing of Nakoruru, Yuri, and some of the other girls and Anakaris (from Darkstalkers), with an infant sized Ingrid leaping into the foreground

Yuri Kataiwa's contribution to the Capcom Fighting Collection 2 update includes the gremlinest Ingrid yet.

07.08.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

It's like a virus. If they put out a statement at 2 weeks and we stop, then the next time they censor even more, we'll have to call 4 weeks to get them to even make a statement.

The fight won't be easier to win a year from now. We just have to be relentless, we can't give them a recovery period.

06.08.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3460    πŸ” 2996    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10
screengrab of spotify with he song "Goblin Humppa" by The Dreadnaughts

screengrab of spotify with he song "Goblin Humppa" by The Dreadnaughts

some of yall

07.08.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@patstaresat.bsky.social @wooliewoolz.bsky.social I'm sorry you don't have any ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ replays

06.08.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Do not ask how much time I actually spent on this, I hope this is satisfactory

06.08.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4016    πŸ” 1756    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 10
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Instead of showing me the most recent comments like they used to, YouTube now defaults to showing me the most vociferous praise they can find. I’m not sure how I feel about it. I’m suspicious

06.08.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 649    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 0
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