@imjandess.bsky.social
biostatistician by trade. aspiring pun artist. two cats, two kids, two ideas for my vanity plate. exmormon. ✨genderfluid✨ maybe autistic ♾️ she/they/Thee/Thou 🩷💛💙🌈
You’re allowed to mourn the softness you lost by hardening your heart to protect it from the world
13.11.2025 02:30 — 👍 1197 🔁 281 💬 9 📌 0Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
09.11.2025 22:07 — 👍 1674 🔁 334 💬 2 📌 18All real artists have toxic relationships with their ex
30.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They are delightful!! And my opinion carries extra weight because I’m their friend, and their boss. And even more weight because of my dump truck arse.
22.10.2025 05:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pwetty wocks 🥹
09.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like rocks 👀
08.10.2025 19:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Also, I’m a fellow Jess and just realized my handle doesn’t say so 😆
28.09.2025 22:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0True story 🐈⬛
28.09.2025 22:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can confirm, as I am the so-called “jock”.
25.09.2025 16:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just called my boss a jock. Anyone hiring?
25.09.2025 16:29 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0The feminine urge to never be beholden to the desires of others, but still be reminded at least once a day that I’m fuckable.
17.09.2025 00:39 — 👍 98 🔁 10 💬 9 📌 2It’s interesting to me that Charlie Kirk’s death has been put in the box of “our amped up political rhetoric is killing people” and not “our free access to guns and open carry is killing people”
11.09.2025 11:07 — 👍 84 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0I wish I had the ability to internally visualize so that all of my parts could be muppets 🤣😭
08.09.2025 22:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
25.06.2025 21:51 — 👍 44054 🔁 17690 💬 2324 📌 1644This is true.
23.06.2025 16:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Be excused!
11.06.2025 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@imjandess.bsky.social rn: "it's the lauwtism"
09.06.2025 22:11 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Well, sometimes you
03.06.2025 03:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oooh I like this one
03.06.2025 03:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I promise you I don’t call them that 🤣
03.06.2025 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like I need to defend myself because I absolutely do not 🤣
It’s “nerds” or “nerdlings” thankyouverymuch
The fact that the government is using charges of antisemitism to justify sending people to concentration camps is the most enraging manipulation of discourse that the current fascists have engaged in thus far.
They’ll live out their Nazi fantasies all while claiming they are doing it for the Jews.
... How is anyone supposed to keep up with what rules are in place and what rules arent.
11.04.2025 00:55 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0It’s meeeee
10.04.2025 01:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sometimes I feel like a dinosaur, cause no one looks anything up anymore 🦕
05.04.2025 16:15 — 👍 3229 🔁 1079 💬 105 📌 145besos
23.03.2025 04:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BASH: I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about the government having access to personal data
NOEM: Well, we can't trust the government anymore
BASH: You are the government
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