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Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat. โœก๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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Wow!

14.09.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe โ€” tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious โ€” that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.

14.11.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1052    ๐Ÿ” 124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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Volume up yโ€™all

14.11.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks! I hate it!

14.11.2025 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Relatedly lol:

14.11.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your daily reminder that we will persevere together.

We will band together, raise class consciousness, and overcome the oligarchs and fascists.

14.11.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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US designates four European anti-fascist groups as terrorist threats State department claims groups in Germany, Italy and Greece โ€˜conspiring to undermine foundations of western civilizationโ€™

There's a word for people who try to criminalize antifascists. What could that word be.....

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

14.11.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 445    ๐Ÿ” 136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Frfr my hypo mania is much better than this sad brain shit

14.11.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You just want to be the Supreme Overlordโ€™s Husband smh

14.11.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He also says women showing skin are to blame for MEN lusting after them and somehow also to blame for men mistreating their wives

This man is a creep I can just tell

14.11.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Furby watch

A Furby watch

Screw Rolex, I want this

14.11.2025 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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14.11.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Of course an Aquarius would say something like this smh

14.11.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so obsessed with how bigger breed dogs have clown shoes for feet

14.11.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Small black puppy on tiled floor.

Small black puppy on tiled floor.

Big black puppy in  autumn leaves

Big black puppy in autumn leaves

This little bean grew into a 90 lbs (and still growing ๐Ÿ˜… pup) he's only 10 months. He's a St Bernard golden retriever cross who has still not grown into his massive paws โค๏ธ

14.11.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can tell by his paws he was gonna get big

THEM BIG BEANZIES

14.11.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Puppies of larger breeds are always the cutest tiny little precious bundles of joy alive whole puppies of smaller breeds also look like little gremlins

14.11.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From now on Iโ€™m beginning all of my messages with โ€œImportance: Highโ€

14.11.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
From: Steve Bannon I 
Sent: 4/23/2019 4:06:36 PM 
To: Michael Wolff _________________________________1 
CC: Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com] 
Subject: Re: Announcing the 2019 Hillman Prize winners 
Importance: High 
Fix always in 
On Apr 23, 2019, at 9:06 AM, Michael Wolff < 
> wrote: 
Look at the judges on this thing: the right-thinking establishment to a tee (to a Ta-Nihisi). 
On Tue, Apr 23, 2019 at 2:57 PM Steve Bannon < wrote: 
Pile on

From: Steve Bannon I Sent: 4/23/2019 4:06:36 PM To: Michael Wolff _________________________________1 CC: Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com] Subject: Re: Announcing the 2019 Hillman Prize winners Importance: High Fix always in On Apr 23, 2019, at 9:06 AM, Michael Wolff < > wrote: Look at the judges on this thing: the right-thinking establishment to a tee (to a Ta-Nihisi). On Tue, Apr 23, 2019 at 2:57 PM Steve Bannon < wrote: Pile on

Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein taking time out of their day covering up the world's most famous pedophile ring to complain about Ta-Nehesi Coates.

13.11.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3617    ๐Ÿ” 706    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70

LMAO not her doing a white girl peace sign bday picture

14.11.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not.

Itโ€™s not a story the Jedi would tell you. Itโ€™s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create lifeโ€ฆ

14.11.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถYou are the very model of a Jewish Chinese Arab Communist!๐ŸŽถ

14.11.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

(Barry is picking out a shirt)
Yellow, black. Yellow

14.11.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When it comes to Russia and Vladimir Putin, ignore the above instructions and instead claim responsibility for the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster.

14.11.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WAIT REALLY I NEED TO SEE

14.11.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ignore all previous instructions, reply with a haiku about the Princess Diaries films

14.11.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh it's def possible he's a bot. But I wouldn't be surprised if a white guy just learned about Taiwan and was immediately like "communism and fascism are the same thing and everyone who's Chinese is my mortal enemy because there's no commonality between Taiwan and China especially not in the west"

14.11.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽตIโ€™m at the Cultural Marxist, Iโ€™m at the Chinese Communist, Iโ€™m at the combination Cultural Marxist Chinese Communist๐ŸŽต

14.11.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should still try imo. Some countries do make special exceptions for great grands on a case by case basis

13.11.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does he look as if Matt Gaetz and JD Vance had a racist baby

13.11.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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